Peanut butter and jelly

peanut butter and jelly

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That makes my soul cringe, and I usually love minimalist dishes.

This is taking things a little too far.

That will be $27.50

this has officially become a michelin star meal where you spend 50 bucks for some frivolous presentation.

We just spent 12 years telling them not to play with food.

the ratio of pb to j is horrendous too. what the fuck

What the fuck is that, a skidmark of peanutbutter? I should be allowed to shoot you if you put this shit on my table.

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>fine dining for kids
>a bunch of spoons of cereal
I've never seen such an atrociously low effort concept.

Just because it's for kids doesn't mean you don't have to try, make some really nice waffles, do a pizza with the kid's choice of topping and make an effort to make it well, make them a burger with fresh meat and a side of french fries, do a rich omelette with cheese.

I mean COME ON

>That shit plating

Low energy bait. Sad!

that's really depressing

none of this is real and you can all kill yourselfs now

I want to lick that plate and dozens like it. Post-modern meals are nice.

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>A concept restaurant

>that'll be $35.48 plus tip

>Drink menu
>Straight up

Jesus christ, and I half-expected them to serve punch on the rocks.

Concord grape compote served with roasted peanut paste and a brioche triangle.

"kids" food doesnt have to be utter shit for fucks sake. give them a vegetable or something.

>curfew
fuck texas

DELET

>Sugar and Water drink
what the fuck is that

pop

>pop
What is that? Is it similar to soda?

Na, it's more like coke

This is in Texas?

That's embarrassing.

Can't even front, I make this shit at home all the time.

What kind of piece of shit kid orders this.

>pay out the ass for bologna

>Texas is behind this
I should have known

Do I get a pastry knife so I can scrape the pb off the plate so I can actually make a sandwich?

Their menu is giving me ebola

It's worse than that. It's not merely Texas, it's *Austin*. I'm pretty sure Austin can upstage Portland in the Hipster department.

At least make it nice bread and chutney
Maybe some rich and creamy oatmeal
Pretty easy, sausage maybe with spicy brown mustard
Sorbet
This whole thing is a travesty, idk

>sorbet
Its a fucking ice cube of capri sun

She's offering solutions to make the food somewhat better rather than half-assed "food" with all the money going to presentation

>Mustard water
They're serving the reason I squirt mustard straight into the trashcan before squirting it on my hotdog as a highly-desirable foodstuff. I don't think snout-to-tail applies to fucking plastic squirt bottles.

What kind of coke? Like, root beer?

goddamn it austin piss off already

this made me so angry and then I remembered it doesn't exist

This isn't a restaurant that exists

i love this concept tbqh

*plus 15% minimum tip

Its Austin, so it doesn't count as Texas.

It's not real, Sherlock.

This. Sorry if it ruins the thread but nobody has to be angry about it. It's just a joke

So is this the "everyone pretends to be retarded" thread?

>They're serving the reason I squirt mustard straight into the trashcan before squirting it on my h

SHAKE
THE FUCKING
BOTTLE
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS