>be me
>prostitute gives me a can of soup
>why are you giving me a can of soup?
>I'm vegetarian
>I look at the label
>it's vegetable soup
>uh, this is vegetable soup
>yeah, but the broth is beef
>check ingredients
>she's right
lmao that's pretty silly
why did a prostitute give you a can of soup?
I just explained why
She is vegetarian
You described what happened, not why
holy shit it's the sister weight test meme all over again
what's that meme
why is this so hilarious lmao
she gave me the can of soup because she was a vegetarian and couldn't eat it though she probably coulda.
There was one where user was pulling a prank on his older brother with bread in the shower.
You probably shouldn't call your mom a prostitute user.
I'm not going to criticize this. Sometimes people do unexplained things or don't want or need to explain.
Personally my girlfriend is confused why I keep a rotating array of multiple weapons in the bathroom. Bowie knife, rifle, meat cleaver, machete, baseball bat, revolver. I have never told her but I feel very vulnerable while taking a shit.
she probably thinks you're going to use them on her you fucking autist
reminds me of the user who jerked off into a jar of pickle juice
She's gotten used to it.
So why did you specify that she was a prostitute? Are you her client??
Nah I want to fuck her for free, though I am not sure if I should go for it at all, she's kind of kooky and I don't trust girls. or anyone I guess. she's allowed to visit because at least her ulterior motives are transparent
How much ritalin do you eat per day, OP?
why
Just wondering.
none
Hmm, have you had a psychiatric evaluation?
no
Go for one and let us know how it turns out.
Looking forward to the next epic blog adventure by you.
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So if this is a story of you wanting to fuck a prostitute for free, how does the vegeterian soup come to play??
can you explain how you got to have a canned meal with a prostitute?
I come to this board like once every 2-4 weeks. But now I've found this thread.
OP please answer these questions, I'll be checking back in 9 hours.