Buy food item at store

>buy food item at store
>label says "NO GMOs...EVER!"

I'd put it back on the shelf.

>GLUTEN FREE!
>it's shampoo

>FUCK MY ASS

no thanks i'll just take a #2 with no cheese

That perfectly describes my reaction to just about everything at whole foods. Things I have seen:
>Gluten free candles
>Vegan dogfood
>Queen bee royal jelly supplements
>Pollen pills
>Cucumbers that had a card next to them that advertised them as BPA free
>I once saw a woman with dreadlocks sitting on the floor of whole foods playing a digeridoo

That place is the bane of my existence.

poor people general

im positive that its a running joke in the supply industry now, adding that snippet

>>Queen bee royal jelly supplements
>>Pollen pills
Those are real things though.

Name one actual nutritional or health benefit of either of those things that you can't get from eating a balanced diet.

Royal Jelly is like an allergy medication, don't know much about bee pollen or whatever it was you saw.

>durr tell me one benefit of statins i cant get from eating a balanced diet

I'm from San Francisco. Hypothetically i'm pretty sure that if I became a drug dealer I could increase sales by advertising various drugs like that.

>Gluten free crack
>Fair trade meth
>Organically sourced MDMA
>Non-GMO weed
>Vegan heroin.

Is it possible for a doctor to prescribe you Royal Jelly or is this just hippie new age crystal healing shit?

How does it feel to be a subhuman retard? Does it come naturally to you?

>I once saw a woman with dreadlocks sitting on the floor of whole foods playing a didgeridoo
ahaha what the fuck

That actually sounds doable

>vegan dogfood
Also known as abuse.

>I once saw a woman with dreadlocks sitting on the floor of whole foods playing a digeridoo
That sounds like a joke that The Simpsons would have made in the late 90's/early 2000's.

>has anyone been to this new starbucks place? you know, the fancy joint where all the yuppies hang out? venti, tall, grande, why can't we just say small medium and large?
>*audience applause and laughter*

It feels okay I guess.

>1 week later
Gluten free human in Mexico

Sounds like you and me need a kickstarter buddy.

Grass fed and cage free too.

>implying statins are the same as homeopathic bullshit

kys sweetie :)

I saw some bowls that had a gluten free label on them. Bowls.

This nut unironically

Nobody is talking about homeopathy you luddite retard :^)

>Vegan dogfood
this better be a fucking joke

Not that I support doing this, but canines are omnivorous and could be fed off of a vegetarian diet, though, admittedly, an omnivorous one is the best choice.

Cats, on the other hand, cannot live off of a vegetarian diet.

The more you know!

That's baby stuff. I once saw a bottle of gluten free WATER.