So, what is objectively the best brand of bottled water?

Distilled water. Seriously. Pure steam-distilled water. Drink nothing else.

>bottled water is capitalist evil!!!!

Wow, you fucking 'Mericans are really igorant of your own recent hisotry?

Whole bunch of Niggers up in michigan haven't forgotten about their tap water.

> The Flint water crisis began in 2014 when the drinking water source for the city of Flint, Michigan was changed to the Flint River. Due to insufficient water treatment, over 100,000 residents were potentially exposed to high levels of lead in the drinking water. After a pair of scientific studies proved lead contamination was present in the water supply, a federal state of emergency was declared in January 2016 and Flint residents were instructed to use only bottled or filtered water for drinking, cooking, cleaning, and bathing.

>> The Flint water crisis began in 2014 when the drinking water source for the city of Flint, Michigan was changed to the Flint River. Due to insufficient water treatment, over 100,000 residents were potentially exposed to high levels of lead in the drinking water. After a pair of scientific studies proved lead contamination was present in the water supply, a federal state of emergency was declared in January 2016 and Flint residents were instructed to use only bottled or filtered water for drinking, cooking, cleaning, and bathing.

Wow... is all american tap water this shitty?

Real men drink Lead water instead of your Capitalist bottled water, comrade.

Lead make you strong! Like Ox!

All good socialist children grow up Strong and are immune to lead!

No, this is the biggest political scandal in the past decade. The river water was more acidic then the municipal water they had been pumping in from Detroit before going bankrupt and Flint had a lot of lead piping that corroded into the water.

NYC tap water is kino

> this is the biggest political scandal in the past decade
Benghazi
The tan suit
A muslim president that knows the price of arugula

Checkmate libtards

OP's picture is a joke you fucking idiot

I could never respect a "man" who drinks bottled water....everything about the concept in general is femenine.

>drinking water is feminine
How do you get this brain washed?

lets assume for a second this isn't bait; the best prepackaged water objectively is coconut water. if we're talkinng brand names, none, since even the same brands often have more than one well.

I... I like walgreens brand. It's cheap and doesn't taste like dirt and rocks

>No, this is the biggest political scandal in the past decade. The river water was more acidic then the municipal water they had been pumping in from Detroit before going bankrupt and Flint had a lot of lead piping that corroded into the water.

Fun Fact: The decision makers who green lit the project to switch to the Flint River were all African American.

After they realized the lead conatmination and what has happened, the narrative changed to "white people did this to us."

Once again, niggers continue to kill & destroy themselves white blaming every other race but their own.

Non ironically Pelligrino mineral water

The great thing about Flint is that the city is foreclosing on people who refuse to pay their water bills for the poison water.

Amazing.

Pic related

>city is foreclosing on people

Public school education here

Looks like a beer bottle.

your faucet since bottled water is just water from the sink.

Yeah but it really is the best. It's pricey but completely worth it

>blacks responsible for Flint

Why does the right insist on continually lying to try to justify their racism? The 3 officials criminally charged for the Flint water crisis were white.

amp.cnn.com/cnn/2016/04/20/health/flint-water-crisis-charges/index.html

Based Kelly does it again!
I've never really had a brand of non-flavored bottled water that has stood out to me, I've had very good tonic waters and seltzer but never really good plain water

Chicago, Detroit, Memphis, St. Louis...

The entire flyover mid-rust belt is just a hate filled shit hole of Niggers murdering niggers.

There is a reason why all the productive people have fled to the coasts.

>Chicago, Detroit, Memphis, St. Louis...
>The entire flyover mid-rust belt is just a hate filled shit hole of Niggers murdering niggers.

From the Wall Street Journal:

"The Black Body Count Rises as Chicago Police Step Back"

By Sept. 8, nearly 3,000 people had been shot in Chicago in 2016, an average of one shooting victim every two hours. Five hundred and sixteen people had been murdered. Gun homicides and non-fatal shootings were up 47% over the same period of 2015, which had seen a significant rise in crime over 2014.

“There is no way out of this shooting spree,” Mr. Angelo said. His despair is understandable, because Chicago is the country’s most-glaring example of what I have called the “Ferguson effect.” Chicago officers have cut back drastically on proactive policing under the onslaught of criticism from the Black Lives Matter movement and its political and media enablers.

The cops are just “driving by people on the corners,” Mr. Angelo says, rather than checking out known drug dealers and others who raise suspicions.

Thanks to constant lawsuits from BLM, criminals are back in control and black lives are being lost at a rate not seen for two decades.

Ozarka

Wtf, I love BLM now

>The cops are just “driving by people on the corners,” Mr. Angelo says, rather than checking out known drug dealers and others who raise suspicions.
>Thanks to constant lawsuits from BLM, criminals are back in control and black lives are being lost at a rate not seen for two decades.

lol

"Good"

> black lives are being lost

No that's their exit strategy. Even the scummiest nig who tries to kill a cop is worth $5 million dead in a legal settlement

aquafina has the best tasting xenoestrogens

Bullshit. Chicago PD ignored the growing heroin trade over a decade ago until the dealers and gangs grew so powerful that it became a widespread issue. Then they had the nerve to cite "insufficient resources" to do anything about it. The "Ferguson Effect" is just another bullshit excuse to cover up incompetent leadership at the very top.

Chicago resident here. This place is turning into a hell hole, and anybody educated is desperately trying to get out...

Besides the black crime spree, the entire state is going bankrupt and they want to add $2,000 in taxes for all residents to pay off their debt.... fuck me & fuck this place.

>Besides the black crime spree, the entire state is going bankrupt and they want to add $2,000 in taxes for all residents to pay off their debt.... fuck me & fuck this place.

Chicago = Detroit 2.0

Run while you still can user. One of my co-workers barely got out with his life and he was supposedly in a good neighborhood too.

>drinking bottled water
Enjoy your moobs.

>not Chicongo and Detriot

The king of bottled water

If you don't like tap water, you can get your own reverse osmosis system. Actually tastes better than bottles because there's less plastic and more dissolved air in it.

Chimpcago and DeToilet :D

Also cheaper long term and way more convenient than hauling home bottles.

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I live 30 minutes from Detroit in a white area. The water is fine and we've only had one boil water advisory in about a decade due to heavy rains and broken pipes. Flint happened because nobody gives a single fuck about niggers. Black "people" in the US are such inbred morons that even Africans hate them. I know some Nigerians who live down the street and they're racist as fuck. Seriously, African immigrants act whiter than the tards we've had here for 150 years. I wouldn't be surprised if Flint was pushed to the back burner by local government because lead poisoning might help cull the ape population, or at least make them less violent.

first, how is it feminine and second, why can't you respect femininity?

I could never respect a "man" who posts on Veeky Forums....everything about the concept in general is femenine.

>or at least make them less violent.

That's the opposite of what lead does you stupid fucking moron.

Reverse-osmosis distilled water, by preference.

Gets rid of all that communist-conspiracy fluoride.

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Yeah but he has a point. I guarantee you're from a part of the country with 15% or less african american population. Or are one yourself. The only thing it takes to breed hatred for them is exposure to them.

>s-s-stop bullying the race whose native languages literally cannot convey concepts of abstraction like keeping promises and planning for the distant future because in the tens of thousands of years theyve existed they never bothered to create them

Pure rainwater.

I concur

Comparing water brands is retarded.
But of you must ask, anything that comes in a glass bottle must be automatically better than a plastic bottle since it will be less subject to contamination by xenoestrogens, taste better, and preserve coolness better.

My friend in texas told me about this shit, said the super high alkaline stuff tasted like liquid rock salt

This. You can also use filter bottles if you want to use public tap water on the go.

>not harvesting and filtering clouds with your portable bottling plant attached to a self piloting drone
Filter all the solids and then reverse osmosis then put it in repurposed wine bottles and kept at a slightly chilly 55F in my cellar

i've been drinking it for about a year or two now its ok. Out of all the places i've traveled sweden had really gud water. I went during winter so it was nice a cold, like a instant chilled water.

it comes from the cat skills from upstate. Fresh delicious mountain water.

‘Voss Water’, a largely distributed bottled water in most retail stores and restaurants nationwide is from the municipal water of Southern Norway

from a article about best quality water in the world Voss is pretty damn good too.

Bc its gay tbqh

Anything that's not "purified water"
I'm paying for natural water from the Earth, not some tap water with extra minerals in it.

I also hate Fiji because it's too plain. I want flavor in my water, thank you.
>inb4 water doesn't have flavor
Fuck off and let those of us with functioning taste buds drink the good water while you drink toilet water like a dog.

Tap water.
>living in a country where the water is garbage

The whole bottled water thing just makes me lol.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3809539.stm
>lifestyle drink
>fucking WATER
Coke got btfo for trying that shit here.

Fiji

It does. I drink the # 2. All the others have higher alkaline and a higher mineral content and aren't as palatable to me. However, it's still very popular. if you drink the higher ones your really only supposed to drink 1-2 cups a day. A lot of bicyclists drink it during the races because of the high mineral content. A town was built around that crazy water well. There's other wells there but the crazy well is the most famous. Town is called Mineral Wells. It pumps out some of the strongest mineral waters in the world. Cool history.

drinkcrazywater.com/cw/crazy-water-full-history/

texomashomepage.com/news/local-news/crazy-water-in-mineral-wells/379844124

Can't be violent if you're dead

Well water from my well

None, get one of these. It pays for itself in about 2 months and they last for 5 years+.

My grandparents use well water...it smells like sulfur

>not using triply distilled milli-Q water

Me too. Tastes good even. It gets filtered a bunch before though.

>not drinking light water
enjoying your deuterium user?

xenoestrogen doesn't do anything to your body

Taylor here. Can confirm.

We literally have pure water in our toilets
Nice 3rd world shit you got going there

>he drinks toilet water

And you didn't understand the point of my post.
Congrats on your stupidity!

Two kinds of people drink bought bottled water:
>people who live in or are visitng places that don't have access to clean drinking water
>pretentious arseholes

Yeah but then you have to deal with tragedy that surrounds the water.

Enjoy your fluoride and female hormones

Also people who like carbonated water and don't want to deal with grimy soda stream bottles.

Fiji water has its own taste, which automatically makes it one of the worst

You tell a lie often enough with enthusiasm and people start to believe it. Theres been a consistent campaign from the right into making words meaningless so their lies have more weight

Apollinaris

Pellegrino is shit and Italians only think it's good because their marketing team preys on national pride
It is basically just selzter water

Aqua panna Toscana SHITS on it

Protip, bottled water is just municipal water that's been shipped around in trucks. You have to filter or distill to get water free of that shit.

>paying for water
What the fuck. Just fill up a bottle from the tap at home like a civilized person.

Local spring water that is not fluoridated.

This, i have to buy cheap carbonated water from the store because it's cheaper than SodaStream.
Their machines are fine but i can get cheaper carbonated water from the store compared with their CO2 Cylinders replacement prices. Why is there no company competing with SodaStream? And why can't i fill my CO2 Cylinders somewhere else?

Their CO2 Cylinders say you can make 60L but thats only if you use minimum carbonation, it's more like 20L when you do full carbonation.

Evian

sodastream is an israeli company

that should tell you what you need to know

But every raindrop contains dirt