Be cumskin

>be cumskin
>take single bite of wonder bread
>start sweating
>has to run for milk
Literally can't make this shit up

>turns out it's chocolate milk
>contains cocoa powder
>mouth is on fire
>put head under tap and turn it on full
>water contains trace amounts of ions
>literally melting from the pain at this point

it was the crusts. only virtue signaling libcucks with white guilt leave them on, so they can be seen as "tolerant"

the diversity of texture is extremist gastronomic marxism

I always make my mommy cut the crust off because I am a proud white alpha

"I seasoned the chicken just the way you like it, honey."

"Golly gee, Sarah! This chicken is to die for!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is this thread? Is OP trying to white shame? I don't get it. Does he know white people are literally incapable of being insulted by our race?

Whites consider this wife material.

I don't know what any of this means

looks like nigger food to be haitch

nothing wrong w/ that, just needs black pepper and turmeric

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Albinos can't eat bread?

It's the meme that whites cannot tolerate spicy foods.

Pretty sure this thread is actually a cry for help.

Insulted defensive white detected.

>It's the meme that whites cannot tolerate seasoning and especially spicy seasoning

Fix'd

But Mexican, Indian, Korean, etc. foods are incredibly popular in N. American cities, and are expanding because of the white clientele. Not to mention white people are behind the obsession of hot sauces with absurdly high Scoville units.

This stereotype may have been true two generations ago, but not anymore.

Not to mention white people are literally superior by all metrics to the peoples who created these spicy cuisines (eg: Indians, Mexicans, to some extent blacks).

Too bad white guilt (actual or socially-motivated feigning) is becoming rampant. We are the best and we know it, some whites just feel bad being on top and have to indulge in some guilt trip to feel better. Not me, the view is great from the top and we have the best of humanity to keep us company.

Yeah, yeah. You're welcome for the internet, modern medicine and cars as well as nearly every single modern technological and medical technology we enjoy today

>This stereotype may have been true two generations ago, but not anymore.

And I could find a picture of a black person who graduated from college and has never been incarcerated for causing physical harm to another black person, if I looked hard enough anyway.

Thanks now fuck off into irelevancy wite boi. U aint shit

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It's pretty bad when the only thing you have to cling on to is a stronger inclination for spicy food.

Just kidding you beat us at a lot of things, for example you excel at:
- children without fathers around
- HIV and other STD infections
- incarceration rates
- violence, especially among your race
- low wages, low education, and low employment
- welfare
- lower lifespan
- diabetes
- the use of products to make you seem "more white"

etc.

Top kek. This is one salty, buttmad cumskin.

>implying black people are smart enough to use a computer
>implying not everyone in this thread is white

>first white man ever to attempt seasoning
>this happens
White people. Stop.
Just. Fucking. Stop.

>White people. Stop.
>Just. Fucking. Stop.
Make us, oh that's right you can't. AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Ain't nothing wrong with that

Golly gee!

ITT: assblasted cumskins get further btfo.

Holy fucking shit mate. You cannot reciprocate some simple banter without going, "oh yeah and you have more HIV"?

I guess it's too much to expect some wit from the likes of you.

I agree! My wife Sarah and I love Indian food.

One butter chicken please!

>meanwhile actual Indians are eating roti with just fermented ginger and like half a dozen green chillis

this works well if you have a bunch to prep tho, just shake off the excess and wrap them up until you need to cook them