The Patrician's choice!

>The Patrician's choice!
If you don't eat your eggs like this, then you're a pleb.

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lmfao those retards left the shell on

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okay but how am i supposed to eat them if I DONT like dicks in my butthole

That's pretty cool to eat it so unusually that I would need my slave to clean after me though

>he doesnt like dicks in his butthole
faggot

>eating eggs one way only...
why even get up in the morning?

>dunk soldier in egg
>it overflows
>yolk goes all over the place
>tiny amount remains on soldier

I like it with a little salt.

What are you? a fucking spazmodic cripple with elephantitus in your fingers. How can you fuck up dipping toast in an egg so bad.
Don't rape the yoke, lovingly dip the soldier in making sure it doesn't over flow, scoop a bit out with the spoon first you fucking philistine.
Stick to frying!

What is the point of eating eggs this way? It can't be more flavorful, it can't be more convenient...

Pretty sure it's just to make you look "refined". That or OP is autistic.

fancy egg holder

So, do you just not eat all the whites, or what?

what kind of halfcultured swine uses a spoon that massive for his egg?

and the toast is literally ash

I never understood why they dont just peel the egg completely when eating them like this

Disgusting liquid egg yolk. I'm gonna puke.

yeah, cus soggy bread is ideal for dipping, you fucking dipshit.

make sure you don't get it in your beard, numale faggot.

>3:19
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Do you actually eat the fucking shell?

god I hate this four eyed faggot

I bet you eat ass

stfu, think harder

>boil about half an inch of water in a small pot on high heat
>place eggs in pot and cover tightly
>reduce heat slightly and steam for exactly 6:45
Perfect soft eggs every time

Of course you eat the whites. You scoop them out with the spoon and take a bite from the toast, then it eat it together.

>completely peeling a soft boiled egg
It's like you want yoke everywhere except on the soldier

DID ONE OF YOU SAY EGGS?

What the hell is a "soldier" in this context?

Toast cut into thin strips, thin enough to dunk in the warm gooey yolk. Pro-tip: lightly salt the toast before cutting.

Those soldiers need Marmite on them

how else would you eat a soft-boiled egg?
enjoy your dry, tasteless abomination

I haven't had boiled egg and soldiers since I was a kid.

Cut it over a slice of toast, like a poached egg? I've never had eggs like that, how do you scrape the whites on the inside from the shell?

It's hard to peel the whole shell without breaking the white. It's awesome if can do it though

I used to eat eggs like that.
When I was fucking 5.

>how do you scrape the whites on the inside from the shell?
With a fucking teaspoon, you numpty.

I feel sorry for your family.

Using an matter-energy converter.
>What a spoon?

Mmm, I love bits of eggshell mixing with my food.

Even my wife's autistic 5 year old kid can eat this without getting shell in the food.

You're literally worse than an autistic child.

Hang on there just one second.
>Wife's autistic 5 yo
I think you've been cheated on here, this could actually be your child if it's a spaz.

Poached on good thick toast

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>this could actually be your child
100% impossible. I completed my female-to-male transition before I met my wife. I can't even produce sperm :(

>how else would you eat a soft-boiled egg?
Suck on it with a straw

How's about you complete the "fucking off the mortal coil" stage?