Why are the Italians such babies?

I call it mexican-indian fusion

Cajun here, I see my shit defiled by flyovers all the time. Gumbo with no roux, red beans & rice made with the wrong beans, etc. I might think those recipes are dumb as fuck but I don't throw a tantrum over it. Fucking wops.

>taco chips

Got damn she can carbo my nara anytime

Go to hell califaggot.

>posting some trashy British garbage tabloid bullshit

This is why we need flags and the ability to filter out the Ameriboos.

>cream in carbonara

Is she, dare I say it, our gal?

Why are yuropoors so easily upset?

Nothing worse than when people get buttmad over shit like this. The worst are Italians, French and Spanish. God forbid you dont make a spanish tortilla EXACTLY how his grandmother used to make it 20 years ago.

Because every dipshit in the world says IM ITALIAN AND I KNOW GOOD ITALIAN COOKIN! because that's the trope of italy, good home cooked food.
Then they proceed to take a fat shit on everything.

It has nothing to do with "making it just like my nan made it!", it has to do with going off recipe and fundamentally NOT MAKING THE DISH and then calling it the same thing.

>Hey I made nachos!
>This is pita bread and hummus
>NO ITS NACHOS I JUST SPICED UP THE RECIPE

is Nigella the female name for Nigel?
holy fuck, what a shitty name... them yams are a'ight though

>telegraph is a tabloid
No

yeah, bongs are pretty bad with paellas. it's not so much the chorizo as the wilful decision to disregard everything you saw when you went on that foodie trip and saw the local top paella man cook it as it's supposed to

PROTIP: It's all about the rice

Really, this is just a badly disguised British """"""""""cuisine""""""""""" thread.

So one of their island monkey whores has made some degenerate British version of something and it's disgraceful bullshit. Is anyone surprised? British food is horrible crap and this is just proof.

Why is British """"""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""" such unedible slop?

t. Mario Luigi Mussolini linguine ragu

Why do Americans have such bad teeth anyway?

Bits have been doing this for years
youtu.be/ZcDpg-6D9VI

blacks

Dental is its own insurance.

Can you do a thread or cook along of authentic Cajun recipes? I'd be really interested

Because of the fact that we generally have good dental genes, it means that our teeth require less professional help to keep them from rotting and falling out before age 30.

Sounds about right but someone once told me a simple checkup can cost $300+ in the USA?

Oh, Nigel....

>dental genes

It's Italy. I've seen these people, grown women, my aunts, flip out because there was both too many or too few sausages in the ragu.

Italians really care about that food shit. But frustratingly only ever want to eat Italian food, whatever country they are in. This gets to be really annoying. And then al they do is bitch about how it isn't really Italian food.

Crazy fuckers.

Yeah, I know, you British also invented Lasagna, English cuisine is just the best etc.

If not genes, can you tell me how our teeth are formed? Can you explain how the structures of our teeth are formed without genetic code? Are we all born with the same exact sets of teeth and only our environmental forces alter them?

I wonder what Italians think of how Asians make spaghetti dishes

They don't consider it pasta.

This is a reimagined Ship of Theseus scenario. How many substitutions, additions, etc. can you make before it's a different dish?

Not him but I have top percentile teeth genetics. Never gotten a cavity and I only brush once a day, not even that sometimes. I only go to the dentist every few years and they've never found anything. Didn't even need braces although one tooth is a bit off centered.

My grandpa also has perfect teeth and he doesn't even brush everyday.

wtf, do english people really eat toothpaste? Their teeth should be better that way, but they're not. the fuck

Why is it necessary to show her full body shot next to a pot of spaghetti? Would they do that if it was a man? This is sexism and I won't stand for it!
t. italian

We fell for the "fat is bad" scam and started eating more sugars.

>How often do WE visit the dentist

Yes, truly this is impartial and not propaganda

She didn't replace any of the ingredients. Spaghetti, egg, pancetta, cheese and pepper are all there, and the cooking technique is the same.

What did he mean by this?

She a porn star

Food porn, but still

It's more comparable to refusing to call them nachos because you added some diced bell pepper and an extra type of cheese. The dish is fundamentally the same and none of the original ingredients were omitted.

Isn't there an entire subreddit (perhaps twitter account?) which posts angry Italians bitching about "their" food being raped, or whatever?

Her father was called Nigel Lawson. He was a politician and served as Chancellor under Margaret Thatcher

Dirty jew

>Italians

Catholics. They're programmed from before birth.

Ayyyy why you no a cooka the gravy with a the sausage? Why you gotta putta the too much of a the sausage in a the gravy? Ayyy I don't want to eat no food cooked by some mulignan. I want to eat like we did in the Old Country.

From Italy here.
Carbonara with cream is absolutely something we do. So is carbonara with peas. And carbonara with onions. If you haven't noticed, each variation is appended with "with _____" after it because each is a variation on the standard.

Carbonara con panna. Carbonara con piselli. Carbonara con cipolle. These are things. They're all made the same way, just with an added ingredient. And that's fine.

The worst experience I've had was in the US when friends wanted me to try an "Italian" restaurant out with them. I ordered carbonara figuring it would be the safest thing. What I got was a plate of spaghetti topped with olive oil and crispy-fried ham. Then the waiter poached an egg tableside and put it on top. THAT was not any variant of carbonara. Still good, though, just not the same thing anymore since the technique was entirely different and it didn't even have cheese or pepper.

>60 millilitres dry white wine (or vermouth)

This woman adds wine to like 90% of her recipes.

Wine's fucking good.

>mfw

Dog breath scum

What...is that

Oi bruvs , me mum always made me pig snouts, if you fancy authentic english cooking, try it mate

Pretzels

Cajuns just adopted rural Creole cusine.

But also agreed, everyone defiles Creole cuisine regularly. I only bitch when it's like horrid beyond belief and it's claiming to be authentic.

'You forgot the parmesan!'

Id work that body.

There's nothing Italian about that cunt whatsoever

trashy bitch hits this board far too often
just most every other media whore

>make youtube Cornish pasty review using a hot pocket
>watch all the Britfags lose their shit

I bet you she looks disgusting naked

Is this a joke?

>taco salad
>mexican
>calling it a mexican salad to begin with

laughing at ur life rn m8

Well people here bitch about a Cornish pasty if it wasn't made in Cornwall. Well actually only the Cornish do that, and those retards want independence.

>telegraph isn't a tabloid
>the entirety of british press isn't a tabloid
No

>and those retards want independence.

Can you blame them?

>>the entirety of [wester "free"] press isn't a tabloid

FTFY, dude.

Why do british people look like cartoon characters

It's because the Italians have done literally nothing of any importance in almost 400 years.

I don't understand why Italians go insane when you try new things with pasta.

None of their cuisine is originally theirs, they took most of their staples from the berbers and arabs. You don't see berbers, arabs or asians giving italians shit for fucking around with noodles.

I think the other guy summed it up nicely. It's not they don't like new things, they just don't like it when you try something new and call it something old, or say that's what it's always been or actually is.

But I'm being generous. From what I've seen, traditionalism dominates everything there especially food.

Except for cars.

Why do italians look like arabs?

coke whore

Inbreeding.

Lots and lots of inbreeding.

generation after generation of moorish half castes

I don't care about "muh authenticity" but i care about dumb fat British slags making worse version of good dishes.

Just deal with it. A 'go 'za is obviously a casserole yet we still call it a pizza.

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This, plus dealing with italian pissbabies takes a toll on your mind.

>17 heartbreaking meals that will make you say "fuck having traditions and consistent definitions of words and shit"

hue hue

Yes but autists think it is legit.

Guys, I think we're getting off topic here.

>italians hate this

...

Gotta show where the cream came from

FUCK YOU user WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

Fuck italians. They're literally angry hairy midgets who stole recipes from other cultures and made horrible poor people versions of them.

>respecting your own culture
>babies

fuck outta here, schlomo

>culture
>uses the term "fuck outta here"

"Italian" American I presume? :^)

YOU SHUTTA YOU MOUTH OR I BREAKA YOU FACE