America: The Breakfast

This may be amazing, or an abomination. Will report, also amerifoods general thread.

OBSSESED

Taste great deep fried or in oven I don't recommend the microwave but judging off that cheap fake granite it's what you will be using

Clearly French-german in origin. Blame them.

that stuff is for people who are dying of cancer and have a limited number of days left.

Generally and sort of frozen bread-like stuff is terrible.
But I have made something similar from scratch, and it was stupid good.

Toaster oven master race

OBSESSED general?

Only Grade A amber 100% for this delicacy.

Unbelievable.
Superb.
Amazing.

you heard it here first folks

Shal we proceed?

I love mint sweets but this sounds like a bad idea

Nostalgic.
Remarkable.
Astounding.

the blueberry sausage on a stick breakfast things are great

BEST CEREAL EVER

Why are other countries on this board OBSESSED with America?

IMPRESSED

DAMN! That look as tasty as mommas home baked american apple pie™

This assburger is making good threads for real

>ITT: Americans obsess over other countries obsessing over Americans
If this ain't the most Inception-level shit on this board, then I don't know what is.

>general

Every thread on Veeky Forums now.

Some fucking retard actually stashed these in my work fridge with "help yourself" written on the box.

I never pass up free food, yet I didnt "help myself" they were gone the next day.

You missed out big time jabroni.