Currently at red lobster

Currently at red lobster.

What do I order?

Cajun chicken lenguini,
Dubs get

Something seafood pls

Shrimp trio.

With and their triple berry sangria is really good. And I'm a motherfucker who hates wine unless it's carbonated

Fuck off you picky faggot, why'd you even make a thread

Who goes to red lobster and orders chicken Alfredo?

Me.
Then again I never really choose to go to Red Lobster, but that's what I get when I'm there.
I prefer my seafood when it comes from a good restaurant.

how many niggers

6 huge plates of the dinner rolls or biscuits whatever they are. Nothing. Else.

This.
Cheddar Bay biscuits are goat

Get a platter of something

Just don't get any fish, the fish tastes like water, the shrimp and lobster shit is decent, you can tell its not really fresh or gourmet but its still decently tasty

A lobster?

Just get a lobster plus some huge fatty side. You're paying too much no matter what so might as well get the one thing they can't fuck up.

Coconut shrimp is quite good there

Get a plate full of grease you degenerate scum.

I can make those at home, as well the wine garlic shrimp, and the caesar salad. They only reasons to go to that shithouse.

Triple Beefeater straight up. Skip the food. You'll be thanking me later

deep fried food is no treat, son.

Just the cheddar bay biscuits and whiskey

Stuff your face with their delicious biscuits. Order a full entree (I think they come with a salad and two sides). Eat the salad. Doggy bag the rest of the food + a "to go" order of biscuits. Considering their portions, that should be about two more meals (3 total). Red Lobster is actually decent value.

A cab.

octopus

Red Lobster employee, the triple berry sangria is just boxed wine, lel.

Cheddar bay biscuits... that is all.

>The lobster wasn't really fresh

I haven't been there in a decade but don't they pluck them right out of the tank still?

Either the Ultimate or Admirals Feast.

I enjoy the shrimp scampy, its really tasty

Demand a green lobster.

My nigga. Admiral's feast is the best value hands down, even though you're still getting ripped off. Yeah, don't eat at Red Lobster.

How does it feel to be this wrong?

How should I have it prepared?

I'm pretty sure absolutely nobody is surprised by that

>pasta sauces/microwaved
>vegetables steamed in plastic bags
>mfw I was working alley shitfaced and sent out asparagus still in the fucking bag

This obviously

>getting this cucked by RL