ITT Shit Food that Can Be Made God

what shit tier foods can be made god tier with the right input?

Ideas and suggestions please...

Get the fuck out of here. Mods, ban that heathen!

Bang some on a griddle mate, fucking lush.

Fuck off.

grilled cheese

When I was stationed in Hawaii, the SPAM Musubi became my go-to drunk food.

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i think it's called "Spam Mitsubishi"

Sushi is fast food. Do estadounidenses think it's some kind of fancy?

You fucked up your own thread.

You have to start with shit food. SPAM is not shit food.

>implying that spam is not delicious any way you make it

spam musubi is god shit

does anybody ever buy those stupid hotdog musubi, with the hotdog cut in half the long way

>not the superior stuffed onigiri

Canned new potatoes. They are perfect for pan frying with onion, peppers and any kind of sausage/ham.

Spam is delicious.

This is also good.

i thought the spam thing in hawaii was pretty much a meme

then i met a girl from hawaii who said they legitimately eat that shit all the time

>estadounidenses

Dude you look retarded saying this

the slime on these is gross if you try to eat them raw

>go to buy some spam
>its more expensive per lb than actual meat
hmmmmmmmmmm

That's a jelly donut, silly

>canned meat

It's literally worse than shit