I'm so doing this

It'll have to be from Papa John's though, since they're the only ones I know with extra-large pizzas.

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Every local pizza place has X-L you dingus. Usually better than Papa's too.

It's gonna come out limp and soggy, and the toppings are gonna fall off.

I thought Garfield hated anchovies.
Also, that pie's gonna cost like $56.82 knowing how crazy some places can be.

Diet coke tastes better than regular

The guy on the phone will straight up tell you "this is gunna come out terrible, just so you know"

>extra thick crust
I guess that's probably necessary with that amount of toppings but way to purposely ask them to give you more of the worst part of any pizza

>the worst part of any pizza
Do you only eat pizza from restaurant chains? The crust from them is usually a bit more flavorless but good pizza crust is pretty tasty.

>Extra Cheese
>Salami
>Light Sauce

Any other order is garbage.

They literally will not put that many toppings on your pizza unless it's some mom and pop shop and you give them 100 bucks.

Anyone else remember this

>extra ice
Disgusting

>light sauce

>tomato pie

just order two pizzas, stacking one on the other.

extra everything.

>literal cheesy bread
or alternatively
>baked cheese on a cracker

>not getting pan crust
ISHYGDDT

>"Yeah, lemme double the amount of bread! That'll show user!"
Pan crust does usually taste pretty good, so props to you there.

>extra ice
Is the joke supposed to be that this man and his cat are fucking retarded?

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Putting that many toppings on a pizza at once will inhibit baking and proper crust development. I'd also ask that they pre-bake the dough for a little while before adding on the additional accoutrements.

>anything
>better than Papa's
heretic

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Not if it's a Portuguese man.
Money is fucking money.

>He doesn't eat the crust
You people don't even finish to the crust sometimes. You just grab another slice with some sizable edge of sauce, cheese and toppings left. Stop that.

Salami's too salty for my tastes.

The joke's kind of stupid. Why would a delivery place deliver fountain drinks as well? Just get 2 2-liters like a normal person would. I assume Garfield would drink a whole bottle's worth, anyway.

Strange, Garfield looks much thinner.