I made a dumb drink the other day and it wasn't half bad, if a bit faggoty. I need a name for it though, unless I happened to recreate an existing mix, in which case I'd love to hear the name.
Here's the recipe:
>3oz cheap boxed Chardonnay
>1oz vodka
>¼oz grenadine
>3oz ginger ale
>add ice and stir
TL;DR: name my cheap sippin booze.
you lost me at the first ingredient.
Saint Pooftah and the Grenadines
The first ingredient is the best ingredient you faggot cunt
Replace vodka with gin, add 1 oz mandarin juice, call it an Athenian Sling.
You're welcome.
maybe if you sleep next to the railroad tracks
What's wrong with that?
Please this
>Gingeray
>winey russian
>yellow fever
>fucked gingerly
I mixed 1 part cheap Merlot with 1 part diet Dr. Pepper. Called it the "Bad Mom".
Just imagine your special soda in a big plastic mug while you have to watch your kids and do chores all day, you get the idea.
The Slavic
So what weird concoctions have you guys come up with for mixed drinks?
code red and vodka is godly
I'd call that a "White-girl Wasted".
I think "Soccer Mom" would work better, because a truly bad mother would probably just bring straight vodka poured into an empty plastic water bottle.
A variation on the Screwdriver: the Spanner.
>1 shot London dry gin
>6 ounces orange juice
The Zimmerman Telegram
>1 shot 100% agave silver tequila
>1 shot Jagermeister
>4 ounces of a Mexican lager
>4 ounces of a German hefeweizen
Wait til ya grow up, kiddo.
In southslav countries, they mix cheap wine with cola and call the mix bambus
Discount Rhedd?
If you know any cute redheads, play up to that. Most names are tongue in cheek puns these days.
Broke Fucker
Eric
seconded
Fizzbuzz
Seconding Fucked Gingerly.
Grasshopper Martin