Rate my omelette Veeky Forums

Rate my omelette Veeky Forums

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Literal dog puke/10

omelettes are nothing more more than formed scrambled eggs. This looks like neither scrambled eggs nor an omelette.

Absolutely dire mate.

Rude
The dark parts are black pepper, and it's probably possible to notice bits of meat in there
Probably due to the fact that i microwaved it. Still tastes good though.

i wouldn't eat that..

Why not?
It was just a bit spicy, nothing else.

Microwaving completely defeats the point of an omlette - a fluffy layer wrapped around a molten centre.

That...is not what an omelette is supposed to look like.

see Last time i tried making a 'proper' one it just ended up something like pic related

WHAT THE FUCK DID Y-

>i microwaved it.
Holy jesus. This is some fuck.

Comeon, its much easier, only takes 2 minutes and still tastes good.

>microwaved omolette

Jesus fuck

No. No it doesn't.
Why do you say "only takes two minutes" when that isn't any faster than making one in a pan?

Well, with a pan, you actually have to put effort into not making it trash.
No need like that with microwaving, and then there's also the fact that a pan takes alot more effort to clean than a simple bowl/plate.

"Omelette"

I'm not sure how you could fuck up an omelette this bad unless you were trying to fuck it up on purpose.

What effort?
Fuck up some eggs
Put the eggs in a buttered pan at a suitable temperature
Do nothing
Apply toppings and roll
Consume
Wash out your nonstick pan, taking all of 20 seconds tops

Suppose its just me then, but i've always managed to unintentionally fuck it up somehow.

...Have you looked at it? I think its more than just spicy m8

No, but like, it was actually really good. Not spicy in a bad way.

He means it being spicy isn't what's wrong it with it retard

Aesthetics dont matter though, honestly

That is not a true thing.

But it is though
Why would you care about how something looks if it's going to be consumed shortly afterwards?

Because - get this - appearance is a strong indicator of taste and texture

Appearance that compliments taste is fine, sure. But honestly, appearance for the sake of just looking good is kinda wastefull.
Nothing would have changed if the pepper in the OP was more evenly distributed, or if the surface was flatter.

The fuck, dude?

It's really not that hard.

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