Who here butter beer?

Who here butter beer?

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I never read those faggoty novels; what is it supposed to taste like?

Like lobster bisque

Fucking moron

The ones actually served are cream soda with whipped cream and a few extracts. No idea canonically speaking

>i put dairy in a beer
>it's now a fictional drink lmao

In the books it's beer that little kids drink as well as adults. Alcoholic beer. The kids also drink something called firewhisky, also described as an inebriant.

For all the things that are wrong with those books, there are some nuggets of politically incorrect stuff, like the rampant underage drinking, which are pretty amusing.

I got one in Harry Potter world (Universal Orlando) and it fucking sucked. I took like 4 sips before just discarding it.

*blocks your path*

I have no interest in it.

1) When I was a kid I often got excited about fictional food and drink that I read about in books or saw in movies, etc. Some of them you could buy, or people created recipes for them. They were universally bad. Every single time. So I would assume no better from butterbeer.

2) I only read about 1/3 of the first Harry Potter book and never got into the movies, so there's no nostalgia for me.

The kids I babysit went to potterworld and when I asked them about the butterbeer they said it was "way too sweet." When a 7 year old thinks something is too sweet I can only imagine how disgusting it was

The books were only really entertaining from 3 onwards.

I always assumed it was some sort of small beer or other fermented drink with low alcohol content.

Eat my ass, asspie. I'm assuming the kids of Hogwarts weren't drinking actual beer.

Are you fucking retarded? Everyone drank alcohol in dark medieval times because all the water was poo poo pee pee. "underage drinking" as you call it is an invention of modern times jesus fucking christ how can you be so dumb holy shit go and die in a fire you're really comfortable

>it's called "butter beer"
>HURR WUTS IT TASTES LEIK?!
Maybe if you thought before you posted you wouldn't look like such a retard.

So a drink that tastes like butter?

The "official version" is okay, but way too sweet. It tastes just cream soda with some butterscotch syrup added to it. A while ago, I tried a historical recipe that the book's description might have been based on. It was kind of strange (buttery, warm beer), but surprisingly okay. I don't know if I'd try it again, though.

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It is supposed to be barely alcoholic. That's why only house elves get drunk on it.

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>root beer
>birch beer
>ginger beer
>malzbier

this would maybe be an okay argument if it was called butterscotch beer but it isn't

Are we in the "dark medieval" times? Go give kids on the street beer bottles you fucking retard, try to fuck and marry 13 year olds while you're at it.

In my head it's always been a warm pisswater light beer with butter melted into it.

>fuck and marry 13yos
>implying you wouldn't

>I was born in the wrong century

You'd be right, most likely, as their chosen alcoholic drink was mead, and kids enjoyed butterbeer when they went to that faggy vacation place where that dude who could turn into a rat lived in that haunted house and conspired with voldemort to fuck their shit up.

I imagined butter beer to taste more like warm liquid butterscotch. Like if you added butterscotch bitters to a warm, sweet apple cider.