>born in worthless burgerland with shit parents who didn't know how to cook
>gave up fast food and soda like Veeky Forums told me to
>had a can of chicken noodle soup for breakfast
>had a can of tuna for lunch
>tried making eggs and they tasted like shit
>tried making chicken and it it tasted like shit
>every meal is made a hundred times worse because washing food down with water tastes and feels disgusting
>google how to cook and youtube how to cook
>near infinite conflicting information that is impossible to filter through or sort
>don't know anyone who can tell me what guides or videos are good, bad, or worth looking at
>no frame of reference or context for anything
>no vouched for, clear, easy to follow path for learning like the /ic/ or Veeky Forums stickies anywhere
Born in worthless burgerland with shit parents who didn't know how to cook
Cooper Carter
Xavier Rogers
Stop being a whiny bitch and get your act together.
Cooper Moore
>2017
>being terminally stupid
Retard.
Lincoln Allen
Youre a fucking idiot
Just watch foodwishes
Connor Turner
>all these fucking excuses
You suck, OP. Big fat dicks.
Logan Hughes
>WAAHHH ITS EVERYONE ELSES FAULT IM BAD WWAAHH
Ryan Brown
Are you telling me that every single one of you learned to cook entirely on your own with no parents, no helpers, no schooling, no outside influence at all?
If so that's great because you can tell me how to do the same thing
Landon Powell
Be an hero, user.
Leo Jenkins
Literally google search "how to cook ____" and go with the one that has good reviews, stop overthinking this shit you fucking faggot
Ian Howard
no outside influence at all