Al/ck/

Should I kill myself?

Nah. Drink some water

When in doubt, procrastinate.

at first i thought u guys were talkin about the guy that famously chugged entire bottles of everclear/vodka/whatever at once. i've never seen this guy before i come here all the time dafuq

3 months clean, then suddenly got a really big craving to get drunk and bought a bottle of vodka.

I think its because I had a meetup with a couple friends last week and it reminded me how much of a loser i am

It's gonna be OK user. It's gonna be OK.
Don't let a mishap ruin your sobriety.
Pour the bottle down the sink, get back on the wagon asap. The sooner the better.

feelio drinking white wine and vomit is red

i dont think i can, once i bought the bottle i pretty much committed to the drinking

Good, what a faggot.

thanks for the words tho, it helps

I've reasoned that getting off the hard stuff was the first step. I do quite well at not buying it anymore. Where are you bros at?

33 days sober

I feel more depressed than ever but I'm not going back

who here on the wine?

I'm reminiscing with a childhood friend but regretting my uni course decision now I've graduated and can't find a job. really can't go back to retail or service work and considering suicide.

Did that for like 2 years and it kinda worked out, I mean I still drank all the time and didn't accomplish shit, but I didn't die or end up in the hospital and/or jail, which is what happened when I stopped giving a fuck and went back to drinking anything.

Nice

did you do it? did you take a drink?

Can you pour it before going to bed, so you're not tempted to drink in the morning?

I've been in therapy and it's not helping. Seeing a psychiatrist tomorrow though, wish me luck

Keep it up buddy. That's the attitude.

Good luck user

48 hours sober

I cant even have a cup of tea or a smoke without thinking I'm gonna die. I wish I had blood thinking meds or some shit.

Bought 2 40s today after work but before class. While waiting, I sat on on a public toilet for over an hour with never ending constipation shits and jerked off. At least I'm convinced alcohol turns me retarded so I'm convinced i should stop.

Literally the best music ever made youtube.com/watch?v=_2ZmFyt5n0M

Someone give me a quick rundown on Smirnoffbro. I've lurked these threads but not all the time. I've heard of the guy. Someone just post a bio or something. Does he have any family or friends?

>tfw just laughed out loud at a daily mail caption regarding don draper's alcoholism

is physical dependency real or just a myth

It's very real.

Alcohol withdrawals can literally kill you.

Anyone else feel so hopeless you turn to hymns of a lord you don't believe in and cry when you're drinking to feel ease from WDs and feel thankful

I do
youtube.com/watch?v=phGDR9y912s

wise choice, keeping a maintenance dose and tapering is much easier with pisswater that's hard to over indulge on by sheer volume.

i tapered vodka and then switched to beer in the end and am now 15 days sober. feels healthy and relatively happy compared to being in perpetual hangover or sloppy mode.

being completely sober for such a long stretch of time feels eerie though. might have to pick up meditation or weed or at least something that is not the sheer banality of conventional consciousness.

it's the realest thing there is.

nice weredog

Wine and beer are better than liquor in terms of not being crazy

Yes, the concept of a maintenance dose is something I should have included in my own post. While you may not get drunk off of pisswater, your body still recognizes the alcohol, which is crucial.

Did /co/ get some Zima while it's back? Shit makes me super thirsty

Fuck, Veeky Forums, imma faggot.

Someone spotted his face in the obituaries.

Ive been browsing al/ck as long as I can remember
I don't even drink

5 bottles of 75cl Smirnoff a day. just use jewgle and google 'smirnoffbro' and Veeky Forums and you'll probably find something in the archives.

where did they post about it?

I relapsed this weekend and cannot see in one eye due to losing contacts... thought it was the end honestly at my job but I soldiered through. I was going to go check out a 247 petrol station because apparently they sell alcohol all the time there...I walked 2 minutes in the direction of it and then made myself turn around and just go home..just got done watching wwe, gonna go bed. I have earned a bit of respect for myself.

To anyone who has relapsed, thinking of doing so...or anything similar, just know it's not the end and starting from scratch is very possible.

Love you all

Bought a bottle of this today. Is rum suposed to taste like this, or is it just because I bought cheap shit?

thats literal garbage. if you want black rum and wanna ease into it just get Kraken next time

He's good looking. How does this happen? At least my excuse is that I look like a real life goblin.

Bacardi is trash.

Kraken is overly-alcohol bitter trash.

Sounds like a wholesome double life you live

What's some decent cheap dark rum then?

What you did is not easy. Well done.

Looks are just one part of a person it's easy to be miserable despite goodlooks. Some people dont give a shit about dating and relationships. Also u see tons of happy, ugly people.

Aye, a lot of celebrities who end up ODing or an hero are good looking.

I'll agree with this. Al/ck/oholism is more of an escape from life, like it is with other substances.

Not him but sailor Jerry ain't too bad

I've been to a lot of dark places on the internet and none are more fucking depressing than these al/ck/ threads

were the center of the internet
if there is a hell this is it

my wife got that one as a gift from her father, i guess he fucking hates her guts as awful that shit is

RIP Smirnoffbro
Like ships passing in the night.

Everybody needs friends.

Watching people exaggerate their "addiction" and pretend they're so hard done by is funny.

Just smoked a cigar for the first time in my life. I spent about an hour smoking it and the effect was like a weak coffee or a cup of tea.

The tobacco meme is a joke.

>could really go for a nice cup of tea right now
>mommy is still sleeping and I don't want to disturb her

>tfw borderline alcoholism

there is a fine line I'm tiptoeing right now and I don't know which way I'm gonna fall off.

you dont inhale cigars. it is "for the taste".

my best friend and one of only two of my al/ck/-level drinking bros is in rehab atm getting tapered off benzos and alcohol (he was doing 4-6mg xan a day along with a serious drinking habit).

i pour one out for him.

>RIP SmirnoffBro edition
F
He posted this a while back with the caption "happier times"

Poor bloke

He's one of the lucky ones. No joke, I've been in full DTs five times and once resorted to staving them off with antiseptic mouthwash. That's how fucked I was.

He got his name for a reason

Used to be me before I quit. Don't miss it

that pic is nothing

wish i would've taken a pic of the bottles i threw out earlier today. literally 20ish plastic handles of bottom shelf vodka from the past 2 weeks

How do you function like that? At my very worst I was on a bottle a day and that was hell. Just about managed to keep myself together during the day but felt awful all the time. I can't imagine drinking more than that. How did you feel during these times? Genuinely curious

Drunk at 2:31am and haven't slept since more than that time yesterday. Oh well~! Red Stag was 5.99. 6 bucks for a 5th of jim beam, damn that's not fair.

yeah especially funny when the people who almost die and get to hospital.
like just stop exaggerating lmao

>The good beers never have 6-pack packaging

6 days sober, thank god. I drove about 150 miles round trip with a friend to the casino (bad idea). I spent about 6 hours gambling and didn't have a single drink tho! Only lost $50 too which is well worth 6 hours of fun. Could not be more proud of myself

At first, fine. Then everything goes downhill. Fortunately for me, I had other health problems that caused me to stop before any alcohol-related damage occurred

We're all soon going to be dead. Fucking hell what should we do? This is not living, merely surviving

>Can literally have home delivery for drugs
>No home delivery for alcohol

I don't understand this

>No home delivery for alcohol

I disagree

I get it delivered by a shop owner, a supermarket and a restaurant.

Fuck me, do they add extra costs to it? I've never heard of that shit in my country

Do we have confirmation that smirnoffbro is kill? :(

It costs a fortune, yup.

>£13.79

fuck me, where the hell was he getting that

Howdo I stop hiccuping lads

It's not confirmed but the last post I saw from him was literally him saying he could feel he was dying and had hours/days left.
I think we have to assume he's gone. Poor bastard.

Drink more rapidly for a short period

There is no way. Infuriating isn't it?
Ever hiccuped, sneezed and thrown up at near enough the same time?

This actually worked. Cheers.

punch your stomach and upper chest a few times

im gonna guess its cheap where you live? 750ml? here in texas smirnoff would average about that much in USD i think. personally hate the stuff. way too harsh imo.

I'm British, a litre of whisky costs 16-17 quid

Paki shop probably, asda usually sell it for 12 quid. Did he ever say how he managed to afford a habit like that? 5 of them is almost 70 quid a day.
Poor guy, I enjoyed his posts. Thought he was going to make it last time he got sober

If there are any ausfags in the thread I have discovered the nectar of the gods. It's 8 bucks a bottle which is twice the cost of riverside landing or critterden wine but just as much alcohol and it tastes fucking delicious.

It's the perfect balance between cheap, alcoholic and tasty.

It's full of sugar and a 1.25L bottle is only 8 standard drinks, id rather buy a bottle of red wine for that price

How much for three tyres of whisky?