Does Veeky Forums put dill or bread and butter pickles on their burgers?

Does Veeky Forums put dill or bread and butter pickles on their burgers?

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If you put a pickle anywhere near my burger I'll fucking kill you

What's the best cheese to use on burgers ?

I always order mine with extra pickle, come at me

I used to think bread and butters were a little too sweet, but they're starting to grow on me

Depends on what else you're putting on it.
Nothing : American
Shrooms : Swiss
Bacon : Cheddar
Arugula : Goat cheese
Lettuce/tomato/raw onion/with some kind of sauce or aioli : Smoked Gouda
Fried breaded jalapeno : pepper jack
Sauteed onions : provolone

>Sauteed onions : provolone
If you put onions on your burger then you are a jew and you can't eat cheese because it's not kosher

What goes with mustard?

Onions
Pickle
Cheese
Mustard
Ketchup

This is a burger, this is how you burger

yellow? brown? horseradish?

Childhood is about having sliced pickle on your burgers. Adulthood is having relish. True enlightenment is adorning your burger with cheese, lettuce and tartar sauce only.

Yellow: american
Dijon: muenster
Horseradish: what are you doing, save that for prime rib
Honey: cheddar

>implying either is acceptable in any situation

The fuck kind of faggot doesn't like onions on burgers?

>putting lettuce/pickles/onions/tomatoes on a hamburger

I don't put that shit on my hamburgers because I actually like the taste of meat. Call me crazy.

You're crazy. I had a friend like you. He killed himself so...

crazy like a fox maybe

How do you like your steak?

That's rabies, son.

So well done you killed it, with a 50/50 mixture of ketchup and A1 sauce, that I like to call A1 Ketchup

I would rather eat pic related.

Big sour pickle on the side

Well that's because you have shit taste

obviously dill. Bread and butter are literally never a better choice than dill

>putting bread and butter pickles on anything besides a bread and butter sandwich

>eating bread and butter sandwiches