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The only person I ever saw eat oysters raw like that was my mom when she's take me with her while she got drunk at the bar, and to be frank OP, I think your right.

>believing bivalves are the metric from which a species of mammal rolls the dice on it's chances to do it like they do on the discovery channel

baka senpai

i....

Kek

I love raw oysters easy to get in the south. Had them once in New Orleans and went to a strip club and swear to god almost fell in love with the random blonde stripper who gave me a lap dance

>not eating the superior mollusc

Shiggy

>Guy comes into my job and gives me a box of oysters for free since he gets them cheap
>everyone I work with is always saying he wants to fuck me

Shit dude are you my dad. Her name was tammy-lynne sometimes candy, sometimes called classy.

It's a nuptial gift, take what you can get fag.

I went camping up the east coast of Tasmania for 2 weeks with a few friends, we had an awesome time.
I found this fisherman that had his own oyster lease and was selling cheap oysters for cash, I was eating about 20 oysters every day for about 2 weeks.
I was camping with friends and couldn't even fap let alone have sex.
When I got home and had a proper shower for the first time in forever I had to clean the pipes out and busted the biggest nut ever. I wish I snapchated it or something, I would have sent it to My Story and every one on my contact list.