What are the ramifications of eating 8 slices of bacon in one sitting?

What are the ramifications of eating 8 slices of bacon in one sitting?
Asking for a friend.

You will become one with bacon...

YOU'LL GROW A SICK NARSTY UNICORN NARWAL BACON BEARD AND ITLL BE E P I C ;))))))

bacon is surprisingly low calorie

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You will get fat. Then you will be fat AND stupid.

For me it's pimples

>only 8 slices

Fat does not cause weight gain. You stupid cuck unless it comes soybean oil and even then it takes months sugsr is the cause

Literally less than 400 calories.

If you're gonna eat so much food that you get disgusted by it bacon is one of the best choices if you don't want to get fat.

You'll have less bacon tmrw for breakfast

I mean, you can't really tell how many calories 8 slices of bacon is going to be if you don't know how big they are.

You'll sorta feel like a fat fuck, but that's about it.

Mustard gas

It will go straight to your thighs and then you'll blow up.

>8
lol
Don't make me eat three or four pounds of bacon to make a point.

It would be extremely satisfying

4 LE UUUU xD

Gonna eat an entire box of microwave bacon and then throw up in the toilet

Y/N?

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Your jizz will taste like bacon and salads will want to blow you and swallow your soul.

Bacon has no place anywhere near a microwave.

aren't those actually 9 slices?

LMAO

OP = FAT N' STUPID

FAT """INTELLECTUAL"""

THIS THREAD IS HARAM

When I was 12 my first time staying at a hotel, they had one of those buffet brekkies. So I had like 3 dinner plates of bacon strips, because fuck yeah how often do you get to do that. My family was on vacation hence the hotel, we were driving through Chicago and I started to feel gutsick as. I tell mom'n'dad to pull off the freeway, and sadghfuvgAJF Out comes pure rendered bacon grease, slimy goo like body temperature lard. It looked like baby batter but it was bacon batter.

I think the proteases and mucin in my stomach removed all the meat from the bacon which only leaving the gross greasy white goo.

Nothing, your body probably needs it anyway to stay fat

That's only 2 small BLTs worth

OH SHIT 8 PIECES AND HE'S STILL ALIVE
DUDE I SAW A GUY EAT 7 AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY DIED
OH SHIT YOUR FRIEND IS A BADASS

You’ll get thirsty, drink a lot of water

You have rejected the word of God and will go to hell.

Happiness

>this whole thread

you'll want to eat more, pretty much

You can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery

You'll probably get cancer from all that delicious smokiness and it'll also pump up your daily sodium intake considerably

Allah will never forgive you.

is it bad if I eat 2 pieces of bacon with breakfast every morning?

i will seriously cook a whole pound of bacon and stand there and eat the bacon as i cook it dude like fuck it all shits bomb thick cut man practically pork belly fuck yes

Your chances of getting some kind of cancer increase by .00000001%