Breakfast: 4 free range eggs cooked in organic olive oil

Lunch: 5 free range eggs cooked in mineral water

Or cook up two slices of bacon, then cook your eggs using the fat in the pan

here comes the fat autistic keto americans who are afraid of flavour

Stop making ketoers look like vegans

Hi Almazon Kitchen

This is the most retarded shit JUST PUT THE EGG ON TOP YOU DON'T HAVE TO CUT A HOLE

This. I do this with pancakes and potatoes as well. Shits good

My dick juice is organic if you

Breakfast: A cup of coffee

>if you can't completely prevent your exposure to carcinogens then it's pointless to even try

user r u really this dumb

Forgot the jalapenos, mayonnaise, hot sauce, and sour kraut.

Balance it out with cigarettes and you got yourself a functioning employee

2 liters of cold pressed organic orange juice, a pound of organic medjool dates, a few heaping tablespoons of fresh bee pollen. I feel happy and energetic. All my stress just went away.

Wheat is shit tier for sure. It is also one of the most common crops doused in glyphosate.

Ive never had a sunny side up egg, I enjoy scrambled. Should I try?

>oats
>almond milk
>psillium husks
>chia seeds
>flaxseeds
>strawberries/banana depending how i feel
>sometimes a bit of sugar

Cook bacon first then make the eggs in its grease ya fag

heck ya theyre good

Breakfast: Milkybars and Sausage

I never understood it, It's just less bread! and still leaving the crust on.

>frying your eggs in anything but butter
>in the year 2017

I prefer this honestly

A lot of oil in there.

The hole is so you cook the egg and the toast at the same time.

what the heck just cook them beside eachother

But you can do both on a pan like this with a small pan. It's simple and easy so why not

it tastes different and has a different texture

What kind of tiny ass eggs are those, got some real big ones instead you nigger.

Also, that's way too much oil.

If I soaked some rice in some raw eggs overnight, do you think the rice would suck up all that tasty chicken water?

Free range doesn't necessarily mean what you think it means.

You mean a point of heroin and toast

My breakfast is usually a tramadol and a cup of coffee

looks good except for that bottom egg

That's a nice breakfast if you want to die from a heart attack when you hit 50

Explain baby boomers.

It's not ideal, but it's better than battery cages

well, that's why every boomer has had like 3 coronary bypasses and has high blood pressure, diabetes and obesity

Still better than caged

joe plz go

myth that fat kills
you'll die earlier eating bread and wheat which is full of INSULLIN

>hungry
>1000h on a saturday
>dig in freezer
>find freezer burnt hamburger patties
>oh well, throw it on the foreman grill
>find a half rotten green pepper, chop it up
>shred some cheese
>hamburger done
>look at grill
>look at clock
>balance it so it is flat
>crack an egg on it
>cooks it sunnyside up better than I can in a pan
>slap it all between toast

Life is good sometimes.

Why did you crack an egg on your clock?

>Breakfast: 4 free range eggs deep fried in organic olive oil
fify

Or you could just have your toast in the toaster while you cook your eggs, but really it isnt the same for reasons unknown.

I had some bacon and one of those tiny oranges

Banana nut muffin I made with my gf. Also some green tea.

2 eggs
3 sausage patties (homemade)
2 biscuits

Do you mean the sausage is homemade or that you bought a pound of sausage and sliced it into patties?

Beansprouts are awesome for breakfast.

Breakfast: a protein shake I can barely hold down due to hangover if I don't go straight to lunch by the time it passes.

I had four eggs as well but I scrambled them with a chopped up head of steamed broccoli. Was pretty good.

Bought and pound and sliced.

Not hunting season right now, so no extra homemade meats.

How retarded some of the people on this board are, jesus christ.