The great debate

The great debate

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It's harder to estimate halves on a diagonal cut leading to more uneven sandwich portions.
The vertical cut leads to more even portions, but doesn't look as good

Left, this has been settled ages ago. Inb4 some virtue signaling retard going
>CUTTING SANDWICHES? ONLY LIBTARD NU MALE FUCKING CHILDREN DO THAT GROW UP HOLY SHIT REAL MEN EAT THE ENTIRE LOAF OF BREAD AT A TIME

Right cut off crust if it's shit and put 4 tightly packed in a box. Keep crust if it is good bread.

Diagonal, always. It's not only more pleasant to look at, but it also is nicer to eat, because it gives you a better crust to center ratio, so every bite is a good bite.

Everyone knows that this is the right answer.

Eating bread? Only libtard nu-male fucking children do that. Grow up, holy shit. Real men eat steak and eggs.

Ron please

now your making me want to break out my sandwich maker machine that cuts it perfectly diagonally and seals the edges.but i don't have any ham n cheese though.

>steak and eggs
You forgot the bacon
I also put some bacon aioli (mayo made with filtered bacon grease and garlic) and beer battered twice fried potatoes with bacon bits on it

The only sandwiches that should have the crusts cut off are tea sandwiches (cucumber, tomato, watercress, etc), and grilled cheese or grilled peanut butter sandwiches. If you've never made grilled cheese with the crust cut off before grilling, I highly recommend it, it makes a huge difference.

>Real men eat steak and eggs.

Soooo... basically not american men anymore.

based

>cutting crusts off sandwiches

That's only done by brit and 'murrican snooty, dried up old husks of women with a corncob permanently stuck up their ass.

Most diners in America still serve steak and eggs.

That and children. Or adults catering to their spoiled children.

i always cut my horizontal never seen anyone do vertical that's weird af

>not just dipping bread in mayo and blending your meat into a paste and drinking it

You are a cuck

Radial thirds you fucking uncultured, tribal niggers

I though I was the only one. Well done, friendo.

That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of dumb shit.

honestly, i used to go for straight up but diagonal is just prettier, no more effort so i go diagonal now.
>cutting the crust off
12 year olds should now be online.
also crust is where the taste is at.

>And I've seen a lot of dumb shit.
Congrats? Your life sucks.

>not slicing your sarnies on a bevel

You have no idea...

Someone's getting the short shrift on that top piece, faggot.

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>leave Veeky Forums because of retarded /pol/ posters taking over
>come back and this is the first reply I actually take notice of

See ya.

Beveled zig-zag is the correct way to do it.

Only subs get cut in half

Ya'll some dumb bastards. I mean, crusts are great, but there's legit times when certain sandwiches are better without. Just save your damn crusts for breadcrumbs later like normal people, you don't have to waste them.

Neither of those cuts are horizontal you unimaginably retarded mongrel of a human being.

>he saves the old crusts from bread

What is this, the fucking Depression? Do you also keep sawdust in a tin to stretch out your coffee grounds?

The look on "pikachu's" face says it all.

>retarded mongrel of a human being
learn english dumby

Without using your face or hand gestures, can you please attempt to articulate what about that sentence you believe is grammatically incorrect.

love how 5 people fell for this blatantly obvious bait

shows the state of this website

If you think this is new you're just thinking of the past with nostalgia goggles, there's a reason the phrase "lurk more" was used

can't help the clinically retarded sorry

Correct o mundo

cannot unsee

I don't get it.

This is the actual cut used in restaurant plating so yes

He thinks it looks like a ladies bum

Top cut is her panties, bottom cuts are her thighs

Yep. Maybe my mind is off lately. I think seeing asses in sandwiches might be some sort of sign.

Why the fuck would you want little sandwiches instead of a big one? What a fucking waste of food, dumb libtards wasting food just to make it look "pretty".

Opa amigo, errou

So which one do you prefer Veeky Forums? There's truly only one right answer.

You have the adult and child labels mixed up, friend

The labels look fine to me buddy.

Always diagonal.

Younare wrong, son. Also being 20 doesnt make you an adult.

it depends on the sandwich filling.

This is the only correct answer in the thread.

children need 4 pieces in their sandwich, adults only need 2 pieces.

>these replies
did you faggots not see or are you just being retarded on purpose

>Slice in half.
>NEVER slice in an angle
What did he mean by this?
youtube.com/watch?v=Qy0HncHOQe0

I saw it too user

I tried this last weak with pic related.

The diagonal method is great because after the first corner bite (which is easier to get in your mouth), it becomes much easier to hold in your hands.

The straight method is subpar.

Did anyone notice how Gordon Ramsay has no clue when it comes to simple homely food?

Like, he's great at some super posh dish but don't expect him to just prepare a simple chip butty without fucking it all up.

Even his daughter said it.

Barbarous nigger detected

You're assuming it's being shared

I'm not you buddy, pal

>virtue signaling
u wot

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Your bread is an abomination

what did you put with your eggs? It looks like it'd be good.

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

TRAPEZOID SANDWICH COMPADRES UNITE

>what did you put with your eggs?
sperm

>libtards waste food by cutting it
Real murricans swallow their food whole

>not cutting it to look like fidget spinner

Cutting sliced bread diagonally is bourgeois excess.

It's just run off the mill whole wheat bread.

Just potato slices, egg, salt and pepper. Fry the potatoes until golden and crispy (this is the hardest part, if you're not used to pan frying potato slices, chances are you're going to get them soft but not crispy). Season with salt and pepper and crack in the eggs, crack the yolk, but don't stir them in. Let them coat the bottom of the pan and essentially glue the potatoes together. Then flip the whole thing upside down to cook the top and serve in bread.

I added some ketchup.

Obviously triangles are a true americans preference, they symbolize folded flags of a true patriot.

>Not creating a working fidget spinner sandwhich
>Not spinning it and eating it at the same time
Fucking mongrels

muh bro. I had that for lunch an hour ago. #JJ4life

bruh you need a wank

is this porn? if so SAUCE RIGHT NOW

>be on Veeky Forums
>not assuming everyone is a faggot and/or retard

ur on the wrong site user

>not having mommy cut your sammichs into perfect hearts every time
Plebs

Triangles are easier to put into bags than squares. Diagonal wins.

Crusts off, no other cuts made

>not using a laser level to create a perfect corner-to-corner cut.

I like how you think.

>Straight for in the lunch box.
>Diagonal to make it look somewhat fancy.
>Cut up in tiny pieces so it can be eaten with a fork.
There are people who do this. Preferably without crust too.

I don't like to be around these kind of people.

This and only this

you make a good point

Sir, you just changed my life.

You seem strangely proud of wasting food.

cutting sandwiches is for small children

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WA-LA

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The 9 is a greasy piece of shit.

Yeah, it's so good though. I get mine with hot peppers instead of tomatoes.

How often do you share a single fucking sandwich?

>the great autistic rage
FTFY

STROKEMON XXX

There is literally nothing wrong with cutting food up to eat it with a fork instead of your hands.

Food? sure.

A sandwich? That's just silly. The whole point of a sandwich is so you can eat it with your hands.

>eat sandwich with fork
>takes out the crust
Little faggot