What the fuck utencil is this? It's clearly not a spork, as it is too rectangular and lacks the sp(ortion) of a spork

What the fuck utencil is this? It's clearly not a spork, as it is too rectangular and lacks the sp(ortion) of a spork.

Got it at a KFC in case you would like to investigate further.

just a fancy ass fork

It's a spork.

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Wrong. You fucking shitlord.

A spork is more round, and has less fork to it.

I would say that, but you probably can't tell from the picture, it does have a bit of a dip in it, akin a a spork, but as said, lacks the shape of a spoon, thus making it something other than a spork.

Also just to reiterate, you're a shitlord,

Pic related, a spork.

OP pic: Not a spork.

Wow no need to be so rude, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, guy!

Its clearly foon. More fork than spoon as opposed to a spork.

I'm not your guy, pal

>implying you couldn't google spork and see many different shapes and sizes

Boy, you sure went full REEEEEEE over nothing.

Im not your pal, friend.

I'm not your friend, amigo

>implying any of the sporks I googled remotley resembled this utencil.

Ride the short bus, kid?

Sounds accurate but:
Noun

foon (plural foons)

A spork.

>being this autistic over a plastic utensil

>utencil
Retard.

>being a window-licker using stupid meme images

you're pathetic dude. it's a survival type fork that can be used as a spoon and fork. happy i didn't call it a spork?


you're dumb

I'm not your buddy, guy.

That's a fpoon, spork's younger, unsuccessful cousin.

What is this called?

Retarded

F'knoon.

it's a curk (cuck fork) developed by Yum! brand engineers to make the least dangerous and offensive eating utensil because too many people were getting into "knife" fights with their eating utensils in their restaurants

>lacks the shape of a spoon, thus making it something other than a spork

It's a foon.

>clearly it's not a spork

Clearly you're an idiot.

I like how Op dipped it in his chicken pot pie or whatever, took it out, left it on the dirty table, took a pic and probably still at the pie with the shitty spoon fork

>people were getting into "knife" fights with their utensils in their restaurants
Please let this be true

slop shovel

It's a spork. they just took too much off fork part, most likely to save plastic. Notice the handle.