Wisdom-Teeth

My dear Veeky Forumsucks,
I going to get all my wisdom-teeth removed in a couple of days.
Give me recipes for smooth food that can be eaten cold or at leased lukewarm.
What is your expirience with milk after mouth-operation? I read contadicting views online.

If you ever considered the existance of a benevolent god, just ask yourself why he gave us wisdom-teeth or an appenix.

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I just drank protein shakes, its really only gonna be a couple days of you being not able to eat solids, a week at the absolute most

if the dentist says you need to have them removed "for safety", they're lying. They just want to perform unnecessary surgery so they can get your insurance money. Don't fall for their Jewish tricks.

This, if it is actually not causing any pain from shifting your molars then you are fine with keeping your wisdom teeth.

This.

However if you get them out, I survive on yogurt and apple sauce for awhile.

This, I still have 3 of my wisdom teeth left, and the only reason I needed one removed wasn't due to my own dental hygiene but due to having braces as a child that scraped the side of (and therefore weakened) the side of the wisdom tooth as it "dropped" in.

I went for yogurt, scrambled eggs, soups, some protien shakes (the selection where I live in Wales is shit poor) , mashed potato and blended cooked foods.

It -should- last a week tops. Good luck user.

Smoke a lot of cigarettes and get dry socket. It feels v good.

I had two of them removed at once and didn't have to change my eating habits at all. Also had mine removed because it somehow caused an infection so they cut away more than usual. I'd just be careful, do the damn salt water rinses.

ITT Internet dentists

Fuck, wisdom teeth removal is one of the cheapest operations you'll have in a lifetime.

Just make sure to pick up extra prescriptions for painkillers.

it's fucking surgery. no matter how cheap it is, you don't want to do unnecessary surgery on your body to needlessly cut off bodyparts. are you one of those people who advocate sex-changes because they're for the government?

OP here: is gazpacho a good idea? Any spaniards here to give me tips how to make it? Are storebought tomatoes even flavourful enough?

I'm in Germany so I don't have to pay shit. And one of the teeths is really bad looking and bothered me for a long time, so if the Ewige Jude is profiting of this I'm ok with it.
I just want them all removed so I never have to bother with them ever again.

Cool, thanks user I'm definitly gonna do that

I lived on scrambled eggs after I had mine out. You can pretty much just suck 'em down if you cook them properly.

My wisdom teeth grew in perfectly and I have never experienced any pain or discomfort. Have fun with your inferior genes.

>Not doing a simple surgery to prevent a near inevitable complication later, causing you more pain. All because you're a huge pussy that's afraid of a drill.

Fuck you man, when my wisdom teeth came through I thought well hey it won't do anything now cause they've come through the flesh, 3 weeks later they got infected which swelled up the gums in my entire jawline so badly that I couldn't even open my mouth. I had to rinse that shit using a plastic syringe and disinfection they use for surgery for 2-3 fucking weeks before I was able to fully open it again so they could remove it. That hurt so badly that the actual removal and aftermath felt like a walk in the park.

The jew side is when they send you to a special surgeon for your upper wisdom teeth, a dentist can easily remove them with just some mild anesthetic they use on your gums and it gives less issues afterward. For my upper teeth I could eat spaghetti the same evening. Lower jaw wisdom teeth are a bitch though, prepare to eat some soup with bread and yogurt for a couple days.

You must be a real fucking failure if you're beating your chest over your vestigial teeth.

It's also when they put the radio implants in your jaws.

>vestigial teeth
fuck outta here with your school words. talk regular

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The first day you won't feel hungry at all.

My wisdom teeth were buried 180 degrees, like horizontally. All 4 wisdom teeth were laying down in my gums like they were sleeping flat on the ground.

1st day, I could't really sleep well.

Felt like I had a fever but didn't. My cheeks were inflated.

I remember trying Baby Food but Baby Food tasted really horrible so I bought some apple sauce, instead, which was tolerable.

Forgot what I ate the rest of the week though. I may have drank soup through a straw.

Remember though, Gargling and Rinsing with Saltwater is really important.

There's a dentist and then there are specialists like oral surgeons.

It's not really jew to get reffered to an oral surgeon for wisdom teeth.

You get referred because dentists usually have to deal with minor mouth complications like they earn most of their money from cleaning teeth rather than pulling out teeth.

Oral surgeons on the other hand have the job of getting complicated teeth and mouth problems all the time, so they logically, should have more experience dealing with stuff like wisdoom teeth than a regular dentist.

My doctor did while I was in the Army
Why the fuck wouldn't I go for it, he literally doesn't get paid any more for doing the surgery than if he didn't do it at all

Need this done aswell, can this be done without going under? Not up for that 2bh.

>if the dentist says you need to have them removed "for safety", they're lying
Depends, if they're impacted severely enough, they can shift the entire row of teeth over time.
Also, if they're near the nerve, they could potentially pinch it and cause numbness.

>can this be done without going under?
Yes, it can be done under local anesthetic.

>My wisdom teeth were buried 180 degrees, like horizontally.
You mean 90 degrees.

I went and had a milkshake right after my procedure. Couldn't feel my mouth and spilled everything down my front while my girlfriend laughed at me.

Tried a grilled cheese a day later and that was rough.

Gargling with that blue shit they give you helps and pray no dry sockets.

Don't use a straw for anything. Honestly, I was eating solid (not crunchy) food after a couple days after having all four out at once.

Broth-y soup was good, especially if the stuff in it is very soft. I enjoyed applesauce and yogurt as well.

Honestly though, I didn't have much appetite afterwards so it wasn't a huge issue. And I'm a fatass who hates not eating. Keep a spit cup nearby for your blood-drool, and sleep if you can.

That's how they did it 40 years ago

Woo magh gahrugh huehue woo ahh AHH AHH AHH GOOK

>modern savage

most of the time dentist don't do the procedures though

I had to go to a specialist

because when people are rutting around in the dirt and living like animals by the time you hit your 20s you will likely have lost a few teeth, and the wisdom teeth grow in to replace the ones you lost.
dental care in the modern world good now so they are now vestigial and a nuisance

mine grew in perfectly straight, but I don't brush often so two of them rotted. honestly I don't even have cavities at this point, I just have craters and half missing teeth in the back. The one on the top left cuts me sometimes if I lick it because it has a sharp edge

>get wisdom teeth removed
>eat solid food 4h later
>don't be an idiot and thus intentionally and carefully avoid creating vacuum pressure pockets while chewing
>don't get dry socket
good times

I got home from my wisdom tooth extraction and had a kind of negative reaction to the anesthetic. Ate 3/4 of a box of cheese-its on my sutures. Had some friends stop by and they got to see >pic related


Never did have any issues from it but the scars behind my molars are terrifying

Never had my wisdom teeth removed, but had to do a liquid diet because of an accident. Pudding, mashed potatoes and soups are your best bet for full flavor

I did it without going under. Not sure if I would recommend. I tried to be brave but my knees and legs were jerking and tears came out of my eyes while the operating was going on.

Also, being restrained and seeing the dentist using his tools was a pretty unpleasant experience.

I was pretty shaky and fucked up afterwards.

I think that is why more people choose to go under when removing wisdom teeth. It depends on your wisdom teeth, though.

For the fortunate people whose wisdom teeth grew straight up, removing them is similar to removing regular teeth.

Just a word of advice for yeah, if they are impacted opt for the needle to knock you out because if i wasn't id have been fucking hella pained.
Your a fucking retard dumbshit. If they get impacted and hit a nerve your gonna be in a fuck ton of pain and when it ends you'll possibly numb your face permanently
If not it'll end up infected.

Nobody really has an appetite after surgery, This is because your body is literally telling what the fuck did you do to yourself.

What a waste. You won the lottery on straight wisdom teeth but you left them to rot.

The true genetic lottery is no wisdom teeth, though, which some scientists have detected among the human population.

Apparently, some humans are naturally being born without the DNA coded for wisdom teeth.

Is that the scientific term for it?

>tfw you were born with 1 wisdom tooth
>that close to genetic perfection
Hug me bros

Pasta is a good choice. Cut small enough you do not need to chew at all.

Depends how badly they're impacted. I had mine out really easily. The first one he pulled without me even realizing he had started. Like we were just chatting, he goes in for what I think is prep work or a look around, and then shows me my tooth. Your dentist should be able to predict if you'll end up like:
If your dentist says you need them out, you really should get them out. I lost a normal molar because one of my wisdom teeth killed it.

That's really a "glass half full" kind of easy to look at that user.

>being an army cuck
LMAO

>tfw I have 1 wisdom tooth just barely erupting
>too scared to have it removed
>Other 3 wisdom teeth are harmless

It's not painful, but I know that because it's partially erupted, no matter how well I brush, it's going to trap a lot of garbage and start decaying. I'm not even scared of needles or other stuff, I've just never encountered a dentist who wasn't a prick.

i had my wisdom teeth pulled, not surgically removed. the worst part was hearing that crack when one of them broke when it was being pulled

i ate pretty much whatever i wanted after, just no drinking from straws or shit with seeds

It can be done but it makes a horrifying noise that you can't ignore and is really unnerving to be awake for.
For my upper set I refused to do that again.

>going to get all my wisdom-teeth removed
Fucking baby jaw cuck lord

Since its a free operation in Europe theres no reason not to do it when you're a teen.

holy fuck you're exactly me, I do get jaw pains from time to time and I wonder if it's caused by that one fucked wisdom tooth

I'm not gonna be totlly go under, I get local anastatics and something thats putting me half asleep and make me drowsy/high. Apparently I'm gonna be really relaxed and chilled but still be able to react to the surgeon.
But I'm still worried that it's going to be terrifing.

It gives you a weak, feminine jaw after the operation. There's no reason to do it unless you need to.


As for OP, the best diet would be to swish around beer on your emptied sockets while consuming your prescribed opiates. Enjoy the cathartic sting of carbonation over your raw flesh while in a numb bliss.

My dentist told me my wisdom tooth is coming through at my last visit, and she had this sadistic smile on her face. I'm scared.

can confirm, work at an oral surgeons office.

if you're referred to us you need it (close to a nerve cluster or even an upper wisdom tooth near the sinus)

healing factor is affected by health, hydration and overall the ease of the surgery

you hit the lottery m8 congrats.

Lol
Americans can't get their wisdom teeth removed under public healthcare

Now I know what it's like living in a 3rd world country. No thanks.

i drank melted butter

I am a homo superior mutant and never developed wisdom teeth and never had any cavities.

how old are you

>It gives you a weak, feminine jaw after the operation.

source?

Too old to still be here (i'll just say i'm over 30)

Its nonsense, people have issues with too little space for teeth because of their jaw shape. The teeth pushing into each other dont magically make your jaw bigger.

The removal of rear teeth, and jaw muscle adapting to it (essentially retracting) reduce your jawline. It don't mean butt, if it ain't got that jutt!

Don't party yet. You might still develop wisdom teeth.

Last time I went to the dentist I had an x-ray done for some reason or another. In case any of you shitters didn't know, you don't always have 4 wisdom teeth. I have three. And question along with this, if in the x-rays they were all facing upwards like normal fucking teeth, does that mean they'll come out like that? Or is there still a chance they'll get fucked up while coming up?

>If you ever considered the existance of a benevolent god, just ask yourself why he gave us wisdom-teeth or an appenix.
Dunno about appenix (((or foreskin))) , but I think that wisdom teeths exist because of the time we were savages and we were eating raw meat and other uncutted stuff...

Nah, our ancestors were already cooking meat.

If we ate raw meat, we would never have the time to develop a high ranking brain because the digestion process required for raw meat is longer than cooked meat in the stomach.

Most carnivores after a big meal spend longer times resting than humans after a big meal.

should I get them removed? My bottom wisdom teeth are pic related for 5-6 years now

My wisdom teeth were all horizontal so they would have fucked up my teeth if I left them alone.

I never met anybody who were lucky enough to have wisdom teeth growing straight up even among my friends.

Everyone's mouth is kinda unique. You probably should discuss with your dentist and then get a second opinion.

Always get second opinions when concerning surgery.

If you never had wisdom teeth, discuss with your dentist.

Either you are lucky in having DNA that already removed wisdom teeth from your mouth or your wisdom teeth never grew out.

For example, some people still have baby teeth as adults so their wisdom teeth never grew out because your gums are still thinking you, the owner, is still a baby and doesn't need wisdom teeth.

yeah, but for sure they didn't develope any particular cooking tecnique...most of the time probably the was undercooked...considering the size of animals they hunting. Also they didn't have any instrument for cutting the meal with precision so they use to eat big piece of meat...the mouth of Homo Erectus was way more wider for this purpose...and what we call nowadays wisdom teeth too.

That may have been the case for you, but I had eight of those assholes. I felt like a fucking marvel mutant when I got that x-ray back. Not to mention one of them broke so I'd say it was well worth it.

If there's room they'll probably come up like that yeah although you might find the back of it remains covered with gum which can trap food and get infected. If not chances are they'll just sit in the bone and do nothing.

so what you're telling me is, i'm invincible?

No dairy. It makes your mucus thicker and more difficult to swallow.
No rice or grain that will get stuck in the little holes.

Mine came through no problems. It's afterwards that was the issue.
One got smashed in a bike accident and had to be pulled out early, and the other got shaken loose by the bass at a metal gig.
Otherwise, I'm kinda glad the spares came in.

After the operation I ate broth , porridge and canned meat (not very tasty but at least you don't have to chew it). Can't say anything about milk because I don't drink it, but yogurt was ok for me.
Also I had all my teeth removed separately and removing the lower teeth was quite painful afterwards, so prepare yourself and good luck.

Actually, process foods have resulted in a decrease in jaw size.

Eat a lot of rice, it will fit snuggly in the holes.

got mine done 2 days ago all went well just take it easy
eat mango pureƩ and lukewarm porridge

bruh his wisdom teeth were upside down

You won't be able to open your mouth all the way and use a straw is a bad idea bcause you could suck the clots out leading to dry socket.
You are probably stuck with foods you can pour into your mouth with the tip of a spoon.

What about rice soup thats blended like Avgolemono? Could that be problematic?

>My dear Veeky Forumsucks,
>I going to get all my wisdom-teeth removed in a couple of days.

Why do americucks do this? You're getting cucked out of your strongest teeth. If your orthodontist was worth anything he'd have removed molars ahead of time to make way for them.

>recipes

Gb2 r e d d i t

If it has small pieces will be an issue. Don't ask stupid questions.

> p-please don't bully user-chan
I could blend for a long time so that no pieces are left or put it through a colander

You can eat solid food just fine if you center the food towards the first molar and canine. If your surgeon sutured the gums correctly, you shouldn't worry about any effects from eating solid food, other than a bit of pain for a day or two.

Also, don't fuck with the suture with your tongue - it will rupture and a whole bunch of filling mixed with congealed blood will come out. It's not a big deal, but it tastes and looks disgusting when you spit it out.

Most importantly, get the procedure done by an oral and maxillofacial surgeon if you can to minimize the risk of damaging a facial nerve. These guys do a 4-6 year residency after dental school, so your local dentist is practically a caveman with toothpicks compared to them. Pay extra for general anaesthesia if you want to have a good time and have the medical staff play with your balls while you're knocked out.

You don't want to fuck around with cranial nerves, as they are very slow to heal and you will probably never get function back 100%. I still have Frey's syndrome from a parotidectomy seven years ago.

tons of jobs have dental insurance

You won't need anything drastic. Maybe some soup for the first afternoon, but that's it. I was drinking, eating, and smoking the same day as getting them out. No issues whatsoever, no pain either. Still have a whole bottle of T3's to fuck around with.

yea . i will get them removed and i think it's about time, bit of pus in there the dentist told me "but nothing too serious" . thing to take in consideration: the earlier the better since as you wait it gets harder to heal. will get them remove before major infection and shit.

this

I had my wisdom teeth removed this year and I could eat solid food the day after. Just don't eat anything that could get stuck in the hole, like popcorn.

one of my fuckers was in that positin, but fully inside gum. Surgeon split it in 3 parts with drilling machine, stench of burned bones for half an hour.
A month later hole still not fully closed.

I remember that. It was 2004. I had all 4 removed and got 4 dry sockets. That was right after I broke up with the girl that had been my oneitis since 1997. Good times. It quit smoking in 2005 though.

I kept my wisdom faggot teeth into 30 years of age and not only did they knock out my previously, naturally perfect alignment of front teeth, but one of the niggers was impacting the next molar, creating a food wedge and rotting away, forcing me to due extensive filling to save it, and most likely have to go with a root canal in the not so distant future.

Remove these niggers before they do any damage.

Ugh, not sure I would recommend this if you're being sent to an oral surgeon.

They most likely will have to break the tooth in situ and then chip it away. That's a horrific thing to experience even under local.

I went under and it was the best thing ever. You wake up relaxed, in good humor and the doc is just putting his shit away.

>8 wisdom teeth

Are you sure you're not from the rodent family of creatures?

I lived off IVs since I needed a blood transfusion that night.

>Your a fucking retard
>Your

Step it up, son

don't eat yoghurt. the bacteria found in milk products will prevent the wound of your flesh from healing.