Reddit isn't good at cooki-

>Did you buy dry, premixed chili seasoning?
>Throw that shit in the trash!
>We're gunna DO THE SAME THING AS WHAT WAS IN THE PACKAGE!

That isn't cooking.

>playing nina simone from a psp
this gets me every time

>be reddit
>be american
>only appliance in the house is a hot plate because 'babish uses it
>use 5 different bowls for a stir fry for pictures
>make an english breakfast to look cultured

...

what happened to that poor cheese?

>buying a loaf of bread then slicing it
>buying pre-sliced deli meat and "tastefully" arranging it
>buying a block of cheese and cutting it
>buying a jar of green olives and dumping them in a bowl
>buying some brie (?) and scoring the top

What kind of cheese is this?

That lil nig is about to get choked out

TOO LATE

it's bull sauce, reddit loves it.

>bull sauce
sounds homoerotic

he learned to use violence in the house

>saute them veggies. Like a boss

At first glance it just looks like a full english, but the more you look the worse it gets

>those yolks
>belly bacon
>pencildick sausages
>raw tomatoes
>no tea
tears were shed.

ah. we never claim to be though. Everyone here knows that the majority of /ck users eat spaghettios for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

dont understand this new trend of calling board names incorrectly. Its Veeky Forums not /ck

I love these kinds of bait threads so much. You just KNOW people are gonna throw a hissy fit at them.

it's /r ck actually

I think the worst part is the dried basil. Seriously, if youre using dried basil in any way please explain to me why. Maybe I'm the idiot here, I'm never sure.
Also, was this ever posted not as satire? I swear I've seen this OP'd years ago and taken somewhat seriously.
Always a laugh though.

Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums are pretty legit user

I do not care which boards you like, my man

>the eggs
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>The raw tomatoes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>The bacon
Hahaha

nah I'm just saying they are pretty good at their shit

\ck\ is the macchicken bored

>raw tomatoes
Is this a meme? Tomatoes are great this way

Baked beans fucking why?

Why the fuck is every chilli I see beside mine some pale coloured wet slop

Among all other things,he wears his watch upside down.
Also, wtf

/r/ is the request board, dum dum

>slicing bread, opening packages and jars is cooking
good to know they have funcioning brains to do such things. no go back with your herd, faggot

>putting pieces of bread, cheese and meat on a wooden slab
>cooking

Because fresh basil is expensive if you don't use it enough to get multiple uses out of a single container before it spoils
Good quality dried basil is a serviceable substitute for these people

He saw it in COD amd thought it would make him look cool

What's the deal with charcuterie anyway? Like why is it so popular all of a sudden?

Olympic Provisions in Portland being featured on Bizarre Foods. Lucky Peach releasing "Wurst of Lucky Peach" etc.

Smoked meats and pickling are hipster friendly in that they have relatively low start up cost and can be situated in a back yard.

Any "cottage industry" such as brewing, smoking, pickling, and cheese-making are hits with hipster crowd.

>why are cured meats, breads and cheeses made and eaten for centuries suddenly so popular?

Idk, maybe they suddenly got turned into muh scary hipster memes? Idk about you, but I'm buying another popgun. This smells like muh communism.

That comic is like 5 or some shit years old.

>Among all other things,he wears his watch upside down.

Is this not a thing? I've been doing it for years. Always gets hung up on some shit or other if I have it right-side up.

It is a thing, usually people in the military or people that were in the military wear their watches that way.

Veeky Forums has some really good autocross racers, mechanics and car salesmen

>cold meat and cheese
>cooking

dont they just have boy racers?

That's the Honda General threads, 3k civics with few mods

Reddit hates this as well. I have it on good authority because I browse the site regularly

thats pretty cool, never been into racing though. Veeky Forums would probably rip in my mazda 3 (not from a racing aspect, from a buying it in the first place one)

what does it matter, this whole board is reddit now. half the ops are imgur names and everything else is just shitposting. whenever you try to make a good thread it will get one reply then die

nothing there looks home made