It's beer and burrito night

Oh and I HAD to use ice, I had no choice, I didn't want to wait for the beer to chill in the fridge

Put it in the freezer?

>rice in a burrito

No, stop and get out.

learn to wrap ffs
fuck off you socal faggot

>wrap beer in wet paper towel
>put in freezer for about 5 minutes
>beer is almost frozen
Git gud

>ice in the beer
>rice in the burrito

this is a complete fiasco

I might have to try this next time the store only has warm beer.

Corn or wheat tortillas?

>not calling it "beerrito night"

0/10

What kind of tortilla did you use?

that would imply that beer was in the burrito

Getting ready to /thread for everyone

People who put ice in their beers or *shudder* frost their glasses are almost 100% of the time drinking a beer where their mouth needs to be numb to bypass the taste of malted dog asshole

>implying

I been drunken for fifteen years and holy shit that's a darn good idea

>drink warm beer anyways while you wait
>forget about freezer beer
>beer slush bukakke all over freezer

>warm beer
I'd rather drink warm liquor
at least I'd get drunk off of the painful experience

It really doesn't take that long to get cold even without the paper towel in the freezer lifehack™. Just drink one warm one, one slightly cold one and by the third of fourth they'll be cooled off

I'm with ya. Still haven't figured out the perf burrito method

Please be my gay husband.

what are you? a fucking faggot?

Have to ask my waifu

this
the real reason coors is "cold as the rockies"

I'll take a slightly chilled or even room temp beer if it's quality.

Its a beer and burrito morning

I love this guy. Have a kumquat.

whatever you say jethro, maybe try a decent beer sometime

Hell yeah I'm on that taco bell and rum life tonight

I live a beer and burrito life

It's a microwave chimichanga and grain alcohol eternity

I do beer and burritos every thursday. Carnitas burrito and Black Butte Porter is a combination fit for my humble but godly consumption
Coors Banquet is fucking great I will not hear you talk shit. The only thing holding it back from god-tier is the shitty water they use.

>The only thing holding it back from god-tier is the shitty water they use.

Oh gee, you mean the thing that makes up like 80% of the beer?

hahahah
malted dog asshole.

>Two shit tier hot sauces
>Ice in beer

Let me guess you are eating a carne' asada burrito like a normie, huh?

You're on your way to colon cancer, your dick will stop getting hard long before that though.

I'm convinced that's a dude.

>humble but godly consumption
>Ivanka Trump photo

7/10 nice shitpost

>the only thing keeping Coors Banquet from being a better beer is the water quality and not the fact that it is 50% rice

>I think Ivanka Trump is a man
>Michelle Obama was a woman's woman and totally didn't have the structural build of a professional cage fighter

>not a michelada

So close

you sure showed that strawman who was boss

Ice is great in beer you dumb faggot nigger

is that burrito from cheepoltlay?

why is it called Gato?

burrito looks like an old blanked crumpled up

Mirin desu

More like BEERITO night my brochacho! Am I right?