Sir, I'm gonna need to see your receipt...

>Sir, I'm gonna need to see your receipt. We have reports you didn't pay for that bottled water or those organic mangoes at the automated check-out
>All I see here are bananas and frozen dinners. I'm gonna need you step out of the car please.
Think this couldn't happen to you Veeky Forums? Think again.

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Bitch I used my EBT for dis!

>Hands behind your head sir!

I already threw away the receipt, didn't think i'd need it.

what are you bitching about OP?

I DINDU NUFFIN, WUCHOO DEWN?!

It wouldn't happen to me because I don't shoplift.

If I left my receipt at the store, I would explain that to the officer and offer to have them follow me back to the store.

AM I BEING DETAINED?
I DO NOT CONSENT TO A SEARCH
MY WINDOW IS WOUND ALL THE WAY UP WHICH MEANS I DO NOT CONSENT TO TALKING TO YOU
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN PLEASE GET AWAY YOU ARE VIOLATING MY RIGHTS
CAN I GO
AM I BEING DETAINED
WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO HOSTILE I AM JUST A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN ENACTING MY GOD GIVEN RIGHTS YOURE NOT DETAINING ME SO LET ME GO
IM GOING TO NEED TO SEE A SEARCH WARRANT

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR

Sorry sir but we have footage of you walking through the checkout line without paying for the case of water on the bottom of the cart. Let's take a little trip down to the station

>SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
best clowns around

cuck

Does that really happen in America?

only if you don't tip your cashier

How much do you tip tho? 5%, 10%? Does that include the voluntairy donation to a selected charity?

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>not ringing up your entire shopping cart as bananas

>Not ringing everything up as 99 cent lollipops

Why is it always bananas?
They're not the cheapest per pound are they?

not sure, my guess would be potatoes

They took away our self checkout here, I think because naggers were stealing too much.

:(

why would you ever use the self-checkout unless you wanted to do what said

Oh, Walmart dosn't have security cameras or those shoplifting alarms by the door. Silly me.

A cook.

>shoplifting
What are you, poor?

If I check myself out then I'm basically doing someone's job for them, so shouldn't I be compensated for my labor?

Try this on the street and see what happens.
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*at the police station*
SIR ARE YOU HIDING MORE UNBOUGHT ITEMS IN YOUR ANUS?
*police officer puts on gloves*

only one way to find out ;)