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uma delicia

>people waste literal tons of food just so they can make le ebin meem pictures for the internet

That looks enjoyably edible, though.

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Looks like it hopped around and would jump on my face (half life game)

>URRRRGH I LOVE FUCKING YOU UP THE BUTT

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Not gonna lie, that is hot as fuck.
Cthuluhu/10

>being attracted to tattooed women

cuck

Would it interest you if I told you she does porn?

pls no, I've managed to stay clean for a while now

Is this how they cook octopus in Turkey?

Fucking nice

It'd interest me

>stay clean
t. Wizard

Daizha Morgann

It's small but it's there (clothing)

>Turkey octopus isn't tentacle raping a Japanese school girl

4/10.

>turwhatthefukken

>hit 30 this year
>no powers yet

How fucking hard can it be to cast Prestidigitation anyways

no one is bother by her netted sac.

That octopus is gonna be tough as fuck and the chicken looks like bland shit
Neat idea, though, I wonder how seafood goes with chicken

Welp, her porn had more of an intention to shock instead of being sensual. Disappointing.

I think it is gross and I don't like it.

>results of when you're turkey comes back from a semester in japan

I need a name

Eldritch/10

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Thinking 30 is the starting point is inaccurate.

It's 30 years from the last time you jacked off.

>Coqthulu au vin

Beat me to it. Darn.

I say no to eating most cephalopods. seems wrong, they're all too smart and personable. it's like eating dog or elephant. it's a nope for me.

Hentai Chicken?

>woman

Cephalopods know not of companionship. They are not very social.

Reminds me of that Nerdy Nummies thing that's always trending on Youtube. Except it would actually be entertaining to see Rachel Ray make this abomination.

wow, a girl with tattoos who does porn? That's so rare.

Octopus aren't, squids and cuttlefish are.

kek

>I don't know where an octopus's BEAK is
5$ says she can prolapse her anus to look like a sand worm and RIP AND TEAR you dick off while also sucking your balls into a black hole of literal shit