Hellooooo this is Chef John from foodwishes.com withhhhhh *insert food here.* That's right, we're making the classic *place where food is from* *food.*
Hellooooo this is Chef John from foodwishes.com withhhhhh *insert food here.* That's right...
Bentley Stewart
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Nathaniel Thompson
That's right! These delicious pork butts will make you appreciate your wife's even more! Especially when you whip out the anal beads like a lawnmower primer!
Andrew Wood
>tfw Chef John will never give your nipples the ollllll' tappa tappa
Jackson Ward
He might give your titties the olllllll' shaka-shaka.
Jack Fisher
read this whole thread in his voice
Wyatt James
>when you burn the garlic
Ethan Wright
after all, you are the joseph kony of your macaroni
Jose White
He creates quality content, I would be sad if he ever decided to quit
Noah Brooks
We all quit eventually, user. We just don't know if we will be the ones who deicde when.
Chase Wilson
damn....
James Jackson
Shit...
Julian Morales
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Carter Long
what's with the recent influx in John threads?
Jose Davis
wow......
Levi Perry
We're jealous of his cooking prowess and huge dong.
David Nguyen
>that gun angle
Have fun shooting off your teeth and nose and living the rest of your life horribly disfigured. Gotta point it back and just slightly up to hit the brain stem.
Jackson Peterson
>And we give it the good old shake of cayenne
Asher Turner
Why does he talk like a valley girl?
Bentley Perry
Why does he post so much (((vegan))) stuff?
Anthony Mitchell
I just imagined Chef John shaking a 300-pound fat neckbeard's mantits.
Justin White
AND LETS ADD A LITTLE *YOU GUESSED IT* SPRINKLE OF CAYENNE PEPPER!
Jordan Nguyen
Why does he ruin everything with so much olive oil?
Cameron Barnes
he didn't used to so I think hes just compesating for that trying to gain a wider audience
and honestly i'm not a fan of vegan food but a lot of the vegan shit hes made looks pretty good
Dominic Brown
my sides
Adrian Rivera
What does John even do for a job?
He says he doesnt own a restaurant nor has he ever worked in one, does he just live off youtube monies?
Owen Evans
Jaxon Campbell
The shit he makes is usually pretty decent.
I liked his fondant potatoes better than mine
Zachary Williams
aw man I gotta get that cookbook
Camden Green
He used to be a culinary instructor.
Then food wishes for a few years.
Now he's an employee of All Recipes and a cookbook writer.
Ryan Rodriguez
Does he though?
Going through his latest uploads on youtube and he has uploaded 8 vegan recipes.
From those 8 dishes at least 3 are inherently vegan anyways and the other 5 are not exactly pandering. It's a recipe for a style of fried potatoes, a rice cooked in coconut milk, a grilled vegetable and 2 spreads for bread.
Leo Brooks
He said in one of his videos he used to work in a mexican restaurant.
Blake Ward
The gun is empty retard.
Parker Watson
He posted a new video.
John Lopez
He lives in San Fransisco. His roommates probably complained he wasn't inclusive enough.
Connor Torres
Upvoted...
William Hill
AND IF YOU WANT TO GIVE THE WHOLE THING A LITTLE SPRINKLOONY OF SALT YOU JUST GO AHEAD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 'SPRINKLOONY' MEANS, *I JUST MADE IT UP*
Carson Flores
Redpill me on what his best recipe is Veeky Forums.
Jack Morales
I used his recipes for pitas the other day, but then again pitas are not exactly complicated. It turned out fine
Caleb Morris
His banana bread got me laid.
Angel Rivera
It's likely not even functional. A competent armorer wouldn't allow a working firearm to be used for that shot.
Isaac Reed
I love chef John. I was so happy to see him discussed here after I returned to Veeky Forums
He
Jacob Taylor
COMFY
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Robert Gomez
Currently using slightly modified versions of his tiramisu and lemon meringue bars at the restaurant where I work, people can't get enough of them.
Elijah Hall
He's mentioned in a ton of videos that he used to work in various restaurants. He's also been an instructor, and these days he makes his living off of food wishes.
Leo Garcia
Currently eating a muffin my girl made using that recipe and it's definitely getting her laid.
Dominic Long
Oh that's nice. When's the Bull coming over then?
Joshua Young
*retweets*
David Ortiz
>not having your bull live with you rent free
Get with the times user.
Nathaniel Cruz
He means even in the movie's fiction the gun is currently empty.
Jose Nelson
t. uncultured nigger that doesn't know the context of the scene
Nolan Lee
who /freakishly small wooden spoon/ here
Nicholas Bell
No. I don't like stuff that sucks moisture from my fingers.
Leo Rivera
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Carson Cox
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Aaron Garcia
Yeah but the character in the movie didn't know that, meaning that's really how he intended to shoot.