Chicken Thighs

What are your favourite ways to prepare chicken thighs?

Scrambled

Put in my anus until thoroughly cooked

over some sweet potato chunks so that the chunks absorb the fat and juices and can be pressed into a mash later.

In a bag with some herbs and butter, salt and pepper.

what kind of herbs

I've never worked with chicken, having been vegan since I was nine years old, but I bet they'd be good in a stew with dumplings and everything else. My mom used to make that with seitan, so I have myself a few times. Maybe she still does make it. I don't know because I don't live with her.

Fry em in fish sauce and flavored cooking oil til golden brown, drizzle with honey-soy sauce-ginger- chili glaze, serve over rice w/cucumber salad

Or brine them and grill them. One thing I learned recently is that you can flavor the brine, for example with lime juice

'I don't know anything about this topic, but feel compelled to post anyway'

Vegans talking about preparing meat is like eunuchs talking about fucking

>Put as many as possible in ziplock bag
>add soysause, milk, and pepper to coat
>Stick in dick and rub on thighs till nut

feels like real meat on your meat and and complexity to the flavor