Food Cringe Thread

>rare with a side of vegetables, m'lady

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>No ketchup for me, m'lady, thanks I'm a euphoric adult with a refined pallet

See you on the last page, m'lady

found the triggered fedoravirgin with "mature" taste

>You know what I really want to eat?
>A single fucking twig on a faux office plant and that's it

No, I think you've got me confused with someone else

>doesn't contribute
>doesn't even get dubs
Seems like you.

>>/b/

This is not a "dubs" thread nor is your comment relevant

dubs confirms its not a dubs thread and nor was my comment relevant

Rare steak is normie tho. Burnt with ketchup is the fedora turbo autistism

fedoralords are obsessed with not looking childish and rare steak is the "adult" way to eat so they eat it rare.

So are we making a distinction between fedoras and autismos?

I seen this on that documentary show Kitchen Table on Netflix. I know it looks retarded from this webm but the restaurant is really neat. Check the show out.

>www.Veeky Forums.org
>distinguishing anything from autism

Never happened. Everything is autism. Everything.

what was the point of the yellow ball with garnish?

>what is a tasting menu??? It's not on the McDonalds menu

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I wonder if you are as excited to get off Earth a la Elysium (2013) as I am you pretentious fucking bleeding heart liberal niggerlover ;)

wait what? I thought that webm was a parody of food garnish shit

it's real?

>that guy that "de-greases" his pizzas with paper towels

don't talk shit about my boy Ulillillia
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This makes me want to kill myself

i-i do this but i don't make an autistic thing about it i just don't like how messy it is

FUCK THAT GUY

>I enjoy eating food and am not a bitter, cynical husk of a man who projects his own insecurities by needlessly judging the food choices of strangers in a vain attempt to assert superiority on a Siberian Bear Pelt-Weaving Forum

I don't even know who's trolling who in this thread