You have 100 dollars to eat yourself to death, how do you do it?

>get $100 worth of oysters
>zinc overload
>horny as hell
>fuck a running lawnmower
>die

joey?

10 WATERMELONS

This, but milk

achieve my dream of eating 200 cinnabon delights and promptly go into diabetic shock

never mind just read the meal part

actually if i'm going to die from this i'll just break the rules

If only it worked this way, I'd be hard 24/7.

For me, I'd eat a dry-aged filet mignon completely raw, served warm. Blue rare is for pussies. If that doesn't kill me, I'll follow it up with some anthrax tea.

I eat a bullet

Bullets are cheap

No bonus points for coming in under budget

This but gravy

This but pea'wet

then I guess I'd pay 100 bucks for the bullet

bananas
heck, I could just spend 50 bucks and have enough for a potassium overdose and use the remaining fifty for a cheap suit to wear on the casket

why would you tip anyone if you're going to eat yourself to death?

because the guy in charge of mopping the vomit and shit around my dead body deserves a bit more than shitty minimum wage

100 dollars worth of apple seeds.

This but pizzas and cheesesteaks

>wearing a suit made of bananas
Brilliant, user.

Eat a handful of raw kidney beans

donate $98 to charity

Would a handful really kill you?

extension.psu.edu/food/preservation/faq/raw-kidney-beans

Why the fuck would a handful of raw kidney beans cost two dollars?

66 Costco dogs and a donut

>go to red lobster
>obtain pretty much anything from their menu
>die from anaphylaxis
>leave the rest of the money to my mother

>100 McChickens
Due to the huge amount of sodium and conservants I'll probably mummify.

11 orders of stewed beef from my local Vietnamese food place with 1 order of coffee

1 of every one of those huge burritos from my local mexican joint.

a glass of pickles and the rest in vodka

15 bottles of cheap vodka

>1. Must be actual meals
do americans really do this? Eat bullets for meals?

>Why don't you eat a bullet™

$100 worth of fugu sashimi that I prepared myself.

If the objective is to die, then yeah, I'd just go with ramen

eat humans for free

I'm spending it all on pizza from this mom and pop Italian joint a few blocks from me. It'd probably get me 16 pizzas on a Tuesday (they have BOGO special).

No, but Australians apparently do

ALL THE CHEESE. ALL OF IT, EVERY KIND, ALL OF IT.

I'd just get the traditional irish breakfast, lunch and dinner.

$100 of cheap whiskey.

I'm not sure I would actually be able to drink it, but there's no harm in trying.

Get whatever I would want to eat in normal portions, or maybe 2-3x that because it is a once in a lifetime occasion.

The key here would be to wash it all down with cocktails made from the strongest liquor and most potent energy drinks the remainder of my budget could buy. A drinkable speedball, if you will.

rice

soy sauce

lemon juice

100 bucks worth of cheap ice cream would probably do me in.

yes absolutely, /k/ is a documentary

I could eat $100 worth a spaghetti bolognese

UNDERRATED

I'm allergic to shellfish, so I'd just eat a shit ton of lobster. I'll go out with a bang because I've never had it.

4 cases of bud light and 3 pizzas from little seizures

Ah death by sodium I see

why not go to a fancy vegas buffet?

do brazilians really do this? Eat monkeys for meals?

Someone said the majority don't and look down on that, Brazilians eat a lot of beef so it's not common. It's probably like in USA how people eat raccoon and possum but most people make fun of them for it. It's a bit more disturbing with monkeys though since they're more closely related to us.

Why wouldn't you?

I could easily eat $100 worth of sushi.

this is the best answer in the thread

A pound of sugar
Don't take my any insulin for it
Wham bam hyperglycaemic coma ma'am

I would eat my way around the world

Lamb Vindaloo
Calamari and pepperoncini
Poke
1oz Jamon Iberico
Scallion Pancake
Nashville hot chicken and waffles
Tom yum noodle soup
Plate of falafel hummus tabbouleh and beef shwarma
Bagel and lox
Opera Cake
and a Pimm's Cup

Two really nice steaks. One rare, one medium rare.

Bullets, ha. Bullets are babyfood.

spaghetti and sweet tea.

Yup.

reddit.com/r/GunsAreCool/

$90 of seafood followed by a $10 handle of vodka.

>I could easily eat $100 worth of sushi.
You could easily eat small overpriced clumps of rice and fish? WEW.

one lead bullet propelled at high speed

>16-20oz ribeye, medium rare, s&p with herb butter on top while resting
>fried purple potatoes with thyme rosemary pepper and butter
>bigass spinach/red onion/bell pepper/arugula salad with balsamic dressing

All remaning money spent on Old Rasputin stout and Melvin 2x4 DIPA.

Monkey soup, a delight

>going out like a douche

Mind if I save this post?

Fugu sales are restricted by the government, weaboo.

13 Monster Thickburgers. Fuck, I love those things.

realistically, i'd probably eat a good bowl of pho and drink a few beers, and get a half gram of heroin and a 20 of crack and shoot it all at once, that would probably do it

you can eat through your veins too, you know

Because the bussing will be painful.

>Buy bullet
>Go to Nuggetfest
>Die eating cum brownies
It's a unique strategy.

you'd be dead before you took a bite, lel

Cheesecake, ice cream and kfc mashed potatoes with popeyes chicken and their biscuits

It's all yours my friend.

>not drinking milk of the poppy