Hi welcome to Taco Bell what can I get for you?

Directions to McDonalds

Let me start of with a basket of chips
Then move on to the pollo asado taco
I would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichanga
On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream
I would like tomatoes and onions on my quesodilla
For dessert I would like the flares -- I would like extra cinnamon
Do you make guacamole?
Yes, I do make guacamole.
Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos
I like to dip the Tostitos in the guacamole
Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips
I would like a large iced-tea, 2, uh, 2 large iced-teas
Ok, that'll be $16.07
Out of $20? Ok, $16.07's your change.

YOU TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS!

let's cut out the middleman, just give me a plate of diarrhea

/Thread

A new life

WHAT YEAR IS IT?

How many cups of nacho cheese can I get for a dollar?

3 Chicken Cheesy Gordita Crunches
Steak Quesadilla
2 Soft tacos

I always just get that $5 "Cravings Deal" because I'm lazy. With a Baja Blast, naturally. Also, I usually end up drizzling the hot cheese sauce over the contents of the taco and the cheesy gordita crunch. Tastes good.

that looks disgusting

what exactly is a meximelt?

i always go for a chicken quesarito and a side of nachos

those dollar potato soft tacos and apple empanadas. literally what im eating for din din right now.

Number 7 meal, chicken, soft taco, smothered burrito, 3 layer buritto, and a Dr pepper.
(Like 10 bucks)

>what can I get for you?
I want directions to a real mexican food location

Use your smartphone. What are you, some kind of poor spic?

My nigger.

Except I get the burrito with no veggies so I can put it in the fridge at have a snack later. The vegetables make it grossly soggy after an hour or so.

Can't compete with the Taco Bell AESTHETIC.

directions to the nearest wendy's

I can't even begin to comprehend how bad a fast food taco or burrito must be.
Dear lord, never let them open taco bell in my country, amen.

2 bean burritos, 2 tostadas, extra side of beans, cinnamon twists, and a diet coke
>is pepsi fine instead?
yeah sure whatever

3 soft shell chicken tacos, 2 triple layer nachos, 1 seven layer burrito, 1 beefy Fritos burrito and a Crunchwrap Supreme

>bangs
nigga it's barqs

>nobody has mentioned the chickstar

It's a small scoop of meat, pico and a light sprinkle of blended cheese in a non-heated soft shell. It's a rip-off. When I worked there I was instructed to be as skimpy as possible with those and the cheese roll-ups.

Get me out of here

i just want crunchwrap sliders back

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

chicken flatbreads would be acceptable too

arroyo grande?

steak quesadilla extra sauce and a cheesy gordita crunch. Fire sauce on the side please, and a lot of it I've ran out of packets at home.

It's a joke. The font they use makes it looks like Bang's.

You seem upset
Is your sister on vacation so you haven't got any.

>1 order of fries
>1 order of fries supreme

Fuck you, filthy Amerishits.

>back
I thought it was bays.

>Naked chicken box please.
>"We stopped serving that sir."
>Uhhhhhhhhhhh

BEEF QUESORITO WITH NO SOUR CREAM

STEAK DOUBLEDILLA

I WANT TO GO TO TACO BELL RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU OP

I yove guacamole

a cinnamon twist, please

Lemme get uhhhhhh boneless taco with a 2 liter baja blast

Some taco box because I'm stoned, otherwise I wouldn't be there, I'm hungree as fuck, and am too lazy to play pretend Spanish and say a bunch of goofy shit to get beef, cheese, tortillas, lettuce, sour cream, and tomatoes served to me in 10 different ways.

A hot salty burrito with cold creamy ice cream in the middle NOW!

The soda or the freeze?

$5 BURRITO

"I'll have a queso crunchwrap supreme"
>"We don't serve that anymore, sir"

"How about the chicken chalupa?"
>"The fried chicken chalupa? We stopped serving that last month"

"What's good on the menu?"
>"The Dorito-"
>drive away

Fucking Taco Shack

>Taco Bell
Simple
I turn the car 360 degrees around and drive away

But then you'd be facing forward

Two shredded chicken burritos and an ice water, my dude.

I work late and only get taco bell when I get out and can't be fucked to cook after. I'm also cheap and taco bell lowkey has the best dollar menu out there.

Hello fellow redditors

I'd like to order the doubles

one glassful of bleach please, i hate myself and i want to die

Nice

I'll have the White Sands Chimichanga, please.

Nobody ever claimed taco Bell was authentic Mexican food you faggot

3 QUARTS OF LIQUID DIARREHEA

>liquid diarrhea

1 chicken quesarito
2 cheesy potato burritos
3 crunchwraps
And a diet soda or anything like it since I know you guys don't sell coke products

Really makes you think.

This, it is pretty much always the best value on the menu as well.

Also, I do basically the same thing with the cheese sauce, except I add like 5 things of hot sauce to it first.

You dick face motherfucker

Meal Deal D with a chipotle chicken loaded griller.

Beef burrito and a chicken chalupa

Id like to order dubs

I ASKED FOR THE DOUBLES NOT SINGLES

JUST GIVE ME THE TRIPS THEN

Fucking idiots never get my order right

yeah, I'll take a girl stuff bacon burrtango with bacon please. also a seen a minute twisty, extra bacon, and I'll have some bacon please widdly scuds (?)

Nigga wat

>hanging out with gf (now ex, thank god)
>starving
>go to taco bell for cheap meal
>order is nearly $20 because she orders the most expensive shit on the menu

i was so pissed. like bitch we could have gone to an actual restaurant for a few dollars more

Faggot

>"hi welcome to taco bell, how's it going?"

Is that what you say in response to the employee?

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I love that dude's videos.

I'd murder someone if it meant I could get just 1 spicy chicken burrito again.

The current shredded chicken is no substitute.

*fills it with baka blast*

The day they make a ground chicken chipotle burrito with cilantro salsa, jasmine rice, black beans, and fat free sour cream is the day I become a regular customer. For now though, I make my own.

In 2017 this is an oldfag meme

ask for grilled chicken instead

I don't know; what do you recommend?

27 blue raspberry freezes and a soft taco with no lettuce, please

Not that guy but I love arroyo grande and nearby pismo. Very comfy places.

3 potato tacos, 2 tostadas, and a seltzer

Cup of beans and rice on the side too

it's not good, but it's hella cheap and perfectly edible

w/e the shitty 5$ box of the month is with a pepsi
>tfw I ask for coke everytime and they say we have pepsi

Is the Baja Blast worse now? I got it last week after having not gone to The Bell in a while and it tasted horrible.

It's really addicting.

>non-faggot response to the first reply:
"Okay, I'll have a crunchwrap supreme with nacho cheese."

As I'm sure you're aware, you can add any combination of ingredients to any dish at taco bell.

It really bums me out you cant sub the burrito in the cravings box for something else, even if its cheaper. The one they include always turns into a soggy mess.

3 cheesy gordita crunches is the only correct answer

How about a taco that DOESNT FUCKING FALL APART WHEN I TAKE ONE BITE OUT OF IT

Idk we have the double chalupa box right now

>Not stuffing the entire thing in your mouth like the fat piece of shit you are

n-nick?

going too fast on a hard taco is a great way to slice your throat choking down some taco shards