Webm thread

If I see one of these vending machines I'm trying it.

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jesus christ favreau

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Today on How It's Made...

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Read the filename before clicking.

I've been making pasta wrong my whole life.

Wow, what a piece of shit. How dare that fucking frog move around like that and ruin that nice plating.

fuckin japs always making shit look like other shit

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The whole time I'm just waiting for that duck to make a move. I feel disappointed.

I'm a fucking pig, and that looks absolutely revolting.

>huhuh thatll be $1.2 millon XDDDDDDDDD INCLUDE ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENCAP !!!!

does this come from a series? I'd love to watch more like this

yes, actually, it's pretty comfy
youtu.be/BxRzzm-mjCE

that looks awful

I lold.

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What the fuck is wrong with him?

nice, thanks

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bet he can't do it on one nail

what are they putting between the shrooms here?

This makes me kind of sad. Poor kid's traumatized by that shit.

pleb question probably but the outside is technically rot right? how do they keep this from getting infested with maggots and shit?

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ok but why

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It's the same thing as sticking your fist in your mouth. There's no reason behind it other than to show people you can.

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whores being whores, as always

Is that Abe Vigoda?

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>how do they keep this from getting infested with maggots and shit?

They keep the flies out

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Can someone please post the webm of a weaboo TV show where the girl makes a huge dinner, but everything seems to taste off? She wanted to impress this particular guy, and she tells her how awful her cooking is.

no

Probably by keeping it somewhere that doesn't have flies.

Do you think he has some kind of movement disorder?

Or is he such a pro crepemaster that he's done caring what anybody thinks of his pro moves?

Either way I salute him.

I hate asian """""""people""""""" so much

and rot usually happens with a of moisture, which they keep out too

You wouldn't be this bitter if you only had a boyfriend...

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It's refrigerated, and flies are not invited.

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>all those memes about "DSP starts cooking"
>he actually starts cooking
WOOOOOOOW

lmao what the fuck is this show?

I feel like I just witnessed the entirety of a rape

It was called The Restaurant

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it's just grilled cheese

>not turning the stove on before prepping

fucking degenerate

how do they keep the flies out?

The kid in the back looks fucking geeked out

how sore their balls must be at the end of the day

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I would post, but 3mb webm's is a retarded limit

Gets me every fucking time.

No wonder Trump gets them cooked well done

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Wish I was that fast at peeling tatos.

What is the context to this? I'm hoping it's a comedy.

It's a "let's watch stupid people cook" reality TV show.

Oh so he's gonna make a big mac panca-

but can he actually cook?

>that shit sear
humidity is controlled in dry aging, not kept out.

He's a crackhead

>TWITTER WHATS A TWITTER????

I had to stop watching this movie 2/3 of the way through because it felt like aliens trying to explain C E L L P H O N E S

>$39 for grilled steak and french fries
How? Why?

Christ I remember when my jizz looked like that. Never bareback in Brazil my dudes.

is that mah boi bruno?

i thought he was hank azaria

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nail on head good job

anyone got the one of the swarthy lookin guido spastically chopping up the meat and flings salt down his forearm like a tard?

Isn;t this like some dying serbian shit?

Stop posting this every thread, we get it

the art of making noodles this way is dying because it is disfiguring

i..is that somekinda noodle?

nate