Who here /doesn't like coffee/?

who here /doesn't like coffee/?

post your stories and anecdotes

I'm not sure I understand. What stories are you looking for specifically? Stories about... not being caffeinated?

I hate coffee or coffee flavored anything.
>wife buys mocha ice cream
>can't enjoy it

stories related to the fact that you don't like coffee

>be retarded faggot
>hate coffee
>decide to tell ck
end

>wake up after 8 hours of sleep
>get dressed
>have a snack
>brush my teeth
>out the door in twenty minutes and feel great throughout the day
>snuggle up in bed at 11:30 and be carried of to dreamy sleep

I fucking love not being addicted to drugs.

>I fucking love not being addicted to drugs.
this
coffee at the matter of facts is a drug
gives addiction and it's bad for health

>wake up after 8 hours of sleep
>brush my teeth
>get dressed
>have breakfast
>make myself a cup of coffee
>out the door in twenty minutes and feel great throughout the day
>snuggle up in bed at 11:30 and be carried of to dreamy sleep

I fucking love coffee.

if you wake up and are regularly groggy and irritable before your first cup it's not because you are tired. it is because you are an addict. those are withdrawal symptoms.

look, did you read this? here we talk abut not liking coffee
if you want to talk about how you like coffee start your own thread ok?
don't derail this one
thanks

BTFO

a thread that harbors and welcomes posts such as which perpetuate falsehoods does not deserve to be respected

nothing personal but if you are trying to start a flame just know it's against the rules and you may be called to pay the consequences
please stop
I repeat, nothing personal, but don't try to derail the thread

condemn the poster of and I will leave the thread be

Boy I sure do love me some coffee!

Just thought I'd let everyone know how much I enjoy coffee!

I hope that isn't a problem for you, big boy.

>Crushing hard on girl in college
>She drinks coffee every day and absolutely adores the stuff
>I hate coffee, but I learn everything I can about it on Veeky Forums and gradually get used to the taste
>First date, I go to show off my Veeky Forums autism
>Instead she makes me a nice cup of hazelnut flavored coffee
>Now engaged, whenever we're apart for work reasons a nice cup of hazelnut coffee reminds me of her
Might be a bitter drink, but it's pretty nice to me.

>friend likes coffee
>I like tea
>she doesn't like tea
>I don't like coffee
>we drink our coffee and tea together

That's the whole story.

pieces of shit

coward pieces of shit

enjoying that friend zone?

Do she peg you ?

You have to be over the age of 18 to visit this website.

I keep seeing people claim that coffee doesn't make you poop

who the hell are they kidding?

Is it still friendzone if you never pursued them romantically in any way?

Either way yes I am.

amerilards thinks kikke chems are coffe.

Only when it's her turn... Why?

Get a load of this beta

No

Fag.

Yep

>tried coffee once
>didn't like the taste
>never drank it again

reeee

That doesn't happen to everybody. Probably some kind of hormone/metabolism/gut flora combination effect as to whether or not you're a coffee pooper.

Anyone remember this?

I prefer casually using drugs, its nice to experience altered states and gain a new perspective on your life. You can enjoy them without addiction if you're not a weak faggot or you indulge too frequently.