ITT redflags

>american

Come with me and leave the fool. I many mushrooms, one I am a little proud of.

>he is too highfalutin to enjoy malt liquor and listen to 80s/90s rap once in a while

Yes, I am.

reddit.com/r/GunsAreCool/

>lebbit
Have you considered fucking off and not coming back
Because you should

>european (muslim)

>i'll have a cheeseburger without pickles please

>orders a glass of milk at dinner
a guy did that at dinner with me once, he said he didn't drink

>reddit
please leave

I completely agree with you op.

based

what wrong with that?
that's much better than just having a coke or something
admittedy water is the real adult's choice

This looks like evil MRESteve.

>I'm allergic to

>Is a vegetarian
>Is a (((vegan)))
>Asks for no condiments or removes too much stuff from her burger at McDs
>Hates coffee
>Hates wine (if she drinks cheap sparkling white wine aka "girl wine" it doesn't count)
>Hates mate (Argentine tea)
>Puts too much sugar on the mate

Mushrooms are shit, they have a crappy texture and every flavor overpowers them. It's not even like i can't eat them if they're in my food, i just don't notice them. If i ate them on a pizza while i was blindfolded i would just think that they were bits of slightly uncooked dough or something.

>trying to cook for a party where there's a muslim who doesn't eat pork, a vegan who doesn't eat milk, a faggot who doesn't eat gluten, a cunt allergic to ginger and kiwi, and a manchild who doesn't eat fish

Congratulation faggots, here are your raw grated carrots, hope you're all happy.

>subtle dick joke
not bad, honestly

can't you get 2 pizzas?

rice is overpowered by whatever flavor and so is broccoli and chicken.

That's a bogus argument against a healthy food like mushrooms

>MSG is bad for you

Ok, I hope you'll like my boypucci ;)

I've always secretly wanted to do this so I could pretend it was delicious Lon Lon Milk
>tfw no irl comfy milk bar

>medium well, please

You should be banned for this kind of faggotry

Milk with brunch is based

>Would you like a side of fries or cole slaw

>Cole slaw

i will

Milk is delicious you stupid faggot

>american cheese please

>She/he doesn't even take the time to listen for a hiss

I mean, id rather not have mushroom in my opinion

I should try an actually well made dish with mushroom to really see what its like

Any list of things someone won't eat is a red flag to me. I see it as a mark of shit taste and very likely shit upbringing.

go to the momofuko milk bar in nyc.

If you're expecting the scene from clock work orange it's not it, but the milk is kinda good

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Fuck I was cycling through the options but there's nothing
Even spaghetti is off hand because fucking nigger gluten would get mad

I had a girlfriend who was the pickiest eater ever and if I hadn't been so into her it would have broken us up.

>Cheese pizza only
>Hated hot drinks in general
>Would live on chicken, any plain potato dish, and bagel bites if she could
>Vegetables got real hit and miss
>Wasn't going to try shit ever
>Rarely drank but that wasn't a very big deal compared to the rest.

She claimed she had "overly sensitive taste buds" like yeah bitch you didn't have much issue swallowing with me yet trying a dish that might be spicy is just a no go.

Dating picky eaters is just infuriating when you want to try different things.

>GMO's are like super dangerous and poisonous and I have no idea what I'm talking about
>Vaccines and cancer it's true

cries about raw onions

>living together
>says there's nothing in the house to eat

triggers me every fucking time

>doesn't like spicy food

I have a new roommate who can't even bear mild spice, and it is awful.

>proud of being from the containment board for fat disgusting autists pretending to be operators and lords of war

To be honest gluten allergic shouldn't reproduce

When did I ever say I was proud of it

What if I like fish and portobello mushrooms, but hate every other kind?

>does not own a gun

reddit.com/r/GunsAreCool/

This, if you aren't allergic to anything there's no reason to not try new things, food is the easiest way to just experience the world.

I have a coworker who doesn't ever wanna try "foreign food"

We came back from lunch and I had half a gyro leftover, she absolutely refused to even taste it because "lamb meat isn't beef"

Like seriously, she refuses to even taste a bahn mi

Nah

That costs money, and I eat too little for it to matter anyway.

>hates coffee
>vegan
>picky eater

>linking to a liberal antiwhite reddit forum on this website unironically

you have to go back

btw Ive voted repub in every election I've been alive, and will always vote for the most pro gun candidate. On election day my bigass redneck family go down to the polling station to consistently keep our state red, flipping off minorities on the way

stay mad you ballsnipped little pussy

Why are you so interested in feeding her dumb ass? Is she hot or something?

Go fishing, clean and fillet the fish yourself. Cook it as desired, or make a ceviche with it. Lemon is great with fish.

do you normally oust yourself as an idiot over nothing or did someone forget to change your diaper?

Stay mid bitch I own 8 guns personally and my family owns over 100 combined

Come and take em

Okay, on my way.

>her favourite store is starbucks youtu.be/ZrAfMDAqzLg

Did she die?

This is a very underrated post, though I'd go as far as saying even grilled cheese sandwiches made with American cheese are a huge red flag.

>come and take muh guns

Lel, your overlords don't need to. They have you so cucked at the moment that you lick their boots while they kick you in the face.

I don't know about that, but I am certain they don't need to come take his guns because it's a lot easier for the government to just pick up the melted pieces of his guns after they drone strike his house into a crater.

Easy, just make pork.

no fucking thank you

Gluten Fag here, did reproduce with a vegetarian. What say you?

Consider murder/suicide.

>She doesn't say "Nice" whe you put food on her plate

If history is any indication, given the reactionary attitude of children to parents your spawn will grow up to be a prosperous baker who has a hobby of travelling to exotic locations around the world to poach endangered animals to eat.

Retarded

>Likes ketchup

>that's my current gf right now
panic

>vegan who likes to brag eating meat is wrong, gives you reason but none of them make any sense
>picky about food
>didn't want to try something different for some reason
>almost always didn't finish their food for god only know why they did that
>think microwaving prepackaged food considered as "cooking"
>exclusively using disposable plate/spoon & fork because too lazy to wash after eating
There you have it.

I don't like raw mushrooms.

Cooked mushrooms can be good but for most things, I would like the dish just as much without the mushrooms. Except for shiitake mushrooms. Some dishes just wouldn't be the same without those.

this with those pork flakes that comes in tubs sold in Asian markets is amazing

>restaurant has white square plates
>the chips at a mexican place suck and are not warm/hot
>pricing around 10 dollars

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Raw mushrooms will destroy your liver with hydrazine, supposedly. But I've read more recently it doesn't make much of a difference. I always cook them.

Your diet must be extremely limited to think that, moreso than a gluten-free vegan's.

Just get half and half

>the only pizza they will eat is pepperoni pizza

>Making and eating food still brings them joy and happiness

fish
muahroom
tomato
garlic
chilli
mint
pizza
chinese "food"
pork
cheese
anchovies

>I don't like any vegetables

>i don't like fruit

I do this on cheap drive thru burgers, but I enjoy pickles on a burger at better burger joints.

Does anyone else think sauteed mushrooms kind of smell like semen?

Why are you familiar enough with the smell of semen to be able to make that comparison?

I'm going to take a guess and says he masturbates, just like everybody else on this website.

I smell my own semen every day

>They don't say "wa-la" when they complete a recipe

it just ruins the moment