>taking summer classes at college
>sit next to skinnyfat numale looking dude
>turns out he's from Qatar
>turns out we both love making fun of gays, jews, and liberals
>invites me to dinner to dinner at a five star Brazilian steakhouse
Guys, I've never eaten anywhere above Denny's quality. Is there a certain way I need to eat? How do I learn advanced etiquette?
Also I gtg in about 2 hours, please respond
Just read the menu you stupid fuck.
Get a steak, some red wine or beer, and a complimentary side if it doesnt come with one.
Dont eat like the fucking pig you normally are.
Say please and thank you.
Dont kick the table.
And learn to wipe your mouth.
damn you guys are rude
Put your napkin on your lap. Don't ask the waitress ridiculous questions like "do you have tendies?" Eat at a slow and leisurely pace. Don't chew with your mouth open even if someone is talking to you. Finish swallowing your food before you respond.
dress nicely faggot
Can't wear your flannel button up and jeans in those kind of establishments
Oh and don't forget to order your steak well done with a side of ketchup and if no ketchup ask for it
don't forget to offer mustafa your asshole after dinner, like a good girl.
>Brazilian steakhouse
>Menu
cuckfag genocide when?
more like faggot genocide when
yet another /pol/ idiot that doesn't understand what a cuck is
step one is to go back to /pol/
step two is to offer muhammad a blowie under the table; semen is the best dish for your kind
Obviously a well-done steak with ketchup, like the god-emperor likes it.
Brazilian steakhouses are literally the bomb
They're kind of different from regular restaurants because instead of ordering there are just people who walk around with cuts of meat and go to each of the tables so you get to try like 8 different cuts at whatever rareness you want. Most people aren't familiar with this so they more or less tell you what to do. It's fancy but laid back. Super fun. Very expensive
Judging by the picture you posted combined with the content of your post, you might have a subconscious desire to receive a sensual spanking from an Muslim man after a romantic dinner date. You therefore have worse things to worry about than restaurant etiquette, considering both you and the aloha snackbar seem to share a disdain for gays.
>invites me to dinner to dinner at a five star Brazilian steakhouse
you do realize he expects a blowjob?
So you enjoying making fun of gays yet you're asking for advice on proper etiquette for your date with another dude?
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oh my god i am so offended how could you post such a thing on my liberal Veeky Forums safespace?
Go back to /pol/, faggot.
We just going to ignore the fact that Michelin Guides only go up to three stars?
Thanks man, glad not all people responding are trolls. Should I just try everything?
>Should I just try everything?
Not on the first date, slut.
You're so fucking mad right now lmao
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
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wtf are you guys doing in my thread
Kill yourself sweetheart
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Just prepping you for your date with Omar with conversation topics that are at your mutual mental level.
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kill yourself
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Eat a fucking bullet retard
Why do people even bother with "kys"? It's lost its thunder because of you faggots overusing it, you may as well be calling me a stupid-head.
>implying you're not a dum dum stupid head
Contract AIDS
This has got to be the worst Veeky Forums thread of all time
Go cry about it somewhere else bitch
wtf is your problem dude?
:^)
Fuck off
(dubs)
no im here
was started by a frogposter, what did you expect
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Oh look, a new ending!
Went to one for a friend's birthday. It was amazing. Great salad bar too.
Yeah. Tons of closet middle east Muslims who love young boys and me while badmouthing gays.
You are going on a date, op. Bring condoms and lube.
Prepare to be culturally enriched faggot. He's gonna fuck you in the boipucci