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>HURP DURP DURPPY DURP
Read the signs in the video you retarded mongoloid

Huh, you're right. So it's not European after all, I guess?

To be fair, you probably shouldn't expect the average American to know the difference.

>MUH MURRICAN
Hmm I guess you really are obsessed

>inb4 the egg fights begin

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what is this?

Can someone please explain what's going on here? Are these intended for human consumption? Are Chinese people immune to bee stings?

I don't get how anyone can like uncooked egg

Man, I like green onions, but come on now.

"uncooked"

come back when youre over 16 you little shit.

Fuck off, retard.

Aw c'mon now

>uncooked
it's soft-boiled, you pleb
much better taste and texture than hard-boiled shit

Its a 5 1/2 min egg btw.
if you go 6 the white is solid outside.

it's poached
and it's underdone.

Bandicam is a software. Hope you feel dumb after reading this.

Beeyewdafull

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>Watch as the OP shits up his own thread, instantly.

pretty sure it's cooked in shell

Why is there a toaster on the coffee table?

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>fried chicken
>fried egg
>tomato sauce
>cucumbers

I'm so confused, is that all supposed to taste good together?

Inspired by a local favourite, it’s flavourful and yummy! Delight in a juicy yet crispy, coconut flavoured chicken thigh patty coated with cornflake crunch and, paired with a sweet yet spicy sambal sauce, then topped with a fried egg, caramelised onions and crunchy cucumber slices. All between lightly toasted roti. Sedap!

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To make toast.

superior eating utensil

Why wouldn't be there a toaster on the coffee table?

Are those bees?
I don't mind bees.

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what is the backstory/context for this?

I've seen enough of Japanese porn to say the backstory is that it's Japanese porn.

>you have to eat all the eggs

jav code?

Live eel is pretty good. When I lived in Korea my in laws always took us to a live eel BBQ place and we would get shit faced.

There's a screenshot of what user would do if he found a passed out girl on a random bench.

He'd take her home, and then in the morning, when she woke up, he'd say "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat all the eggs."

*flicks your pork away*

Why waste time on this instead of shooting them

That part gets me angry. He's disgusting for making and eating whatever that shit is but the way he just flicks that pork away just upsets me. And you know he's not going to be the one to figure out where the hell it went and clean it up. His kitchen looks pretty clean but it must be Tammy who does that or maybe a mexican housekeeper or something. Does he even have enough money for that? Every time I start thinking about his business I'm always stumped how he isn't bankrupt, like does he actually get enough sales on his sauce to break even? Does shilling for unitaskers and nexium make decent money? The man is a mystery.

There is nothing disgusting about it. Those are bees you assbirth shitnugget.

There are already tons of videos of execution by shooting, it wouldn't have any impact. I don't think I've ever seen a cage drowning before. And does anyone know if that's what actually happens when you drown? I mean the guy that's foaming at the mouth.

No it's just cgi in the video

it's a set

Nursefag here. Yes, the foaming isn't atypical.
Poor bastards.

It's not a set that was his actual house kitchen when he lived in California

>like does he actually get enough sales on his sauce to break even?

When he was on West Texas Investors Club, he said they make $100,000 revenue on sauce per yer.

I'd be quite surprised if his sauce cost is 100k

it clearly was a set.

He doesn't have a set now and he didn't have one in that video. Jack has never used a set.

I wouldn't trust any of the numbers he gave. Even those redneck hosts were skeptical of his numbers

Explain? Its head is clearly chopped of.

For propaganda purposes of course
So that supposedly their enemies will be scared to fight them

all of my jimmies

not webm but 1.5 hour long food porn

youtube.com/watch?v=oxnqJPiAXEs

that's way too many spring onions

i reiterate: that kitchen was clearly a set.

Wrong

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>how is this in any way related to food and/or cooking? Are these people being prepared to be cooked? I don't get it.

Could someone explain to me what the fuck is going on in this video and why it's apparently acceptable wherever the fuck it is

bee mochi

How long do they keep them there? I can hold my breath for up to 5 minutes, I've been training for this!

well fuck me, that's a real thing

Chinese are subhumans, jesus christ

reflexes dont go to the brain to be processed before signals get sent to the muscles.

could also be a tiny bit of the brain stem left that sends signals

6 minutes
check and mate user

Why do you hate me for things my people do thousands of miles overseas? ;_;

why is the oil cold

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>that ketchup precum

Do Americans actually do this?

im swedish and yes we do

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This webm will never be not posted.

The only person I've ever known to do this is French

>Do Americans actually do this?
Do you mean, type on keyboards with diacritics? No we don't.

Newfag

>/sip/ bro cuisine
nice!

Why don't you try not being a gatekeeping cunt and just share what you know?

>Pan, nice and cold.

>Why

Jack.

>putting egg on your green onion dinner

it was a parody of 40 first dates. the girl's memory is erased whenever she cums and the guy was making her some fresh eggs since that is what her favorite food is

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Because he's such a worthless waste of space that Veeky Forums and memes are literally the only advantage he can even pretend to claim over anybody else. How else can he feel superior about the dumpster fire that's the rest of his existence?

only if they like italian food

wtf i hate gordon now

He's just memin' on you buddy. Everyone knows the only real subhumans are black people!

Holy shit I can smell you from here

Go back to your containment board please

It has and always will be his house, fucknut.

Really? We're gonna play that game? Indian people smell good, black people in general are trustworthy, and Puerto Ricans won't stab you in broad daylight. Feel better there Susan?

>punches the egg to crack it open