Welcome to the Veeky Forums challenge: COLD MAIN DISH MEGA ALPHA EDITION THREAD 2!

Welcome to the Veeky Forums challenge: COLD MAIN DISH MEGA ALPHA EDITION THREAD 2!

>GET CHILLY MAH NIGGAS

That's right: COLD MAIN DISH.
What does that mean? Well, if you can't figure this shit out you should probably stay away from the knives.

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Dishes will be scored on the following areas, so keep that in mind.

-Presentation: The appearance of items on the plate; plating skills
-Originality: Creativity in composing the dish
-Appeal: How appetizing the food looks/whether or not the dish appeals to your personal taste as a voter
-Challenge Goals: How closely the entry followed the challenge goal(s)

The distinction between Presentation and Appeal: If someone submits an artfully arranged but burnt steak as an entry, it may score high in Presentation but low in appeal.
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Remember people, timestamp and unique identifiers. Stop forgetting damn you.

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/17/oscars-wine-bar-lancaster-gaby-scanlon-stomach-liquid-nitrogen
youtube.com/watch?v=gY5kKn24qvs
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Do we jerk each other off after?

Well, no.
Feel free to jerk yourself off after, or even during.
The sky's the limit!

Sup, new thread?

>Step 7
We're making bread!

Yeast, flour, water, olive oil and sugar.

>Step 8

Let the mixer do all the work for you! Hard work is for pussies.

>Step 8

While you're waiting for that boy to double in size (if you know what I mean), collect a bunch of cold soup vegetables.

Cucumber, tomatoes, spring onion, some red peppers, a chili and a whole bulb of garlic. And whatever else is lying at the back of your fridge.

>Step 9

Blend them together with a tin of tomatoes, some vinegar, salt, pepper, sugar and olive oil.

Halfway through, add more tomatoes and pepper in a panic because the colour looks like a banana smoothie that's been left out too long.

>Step 9

Chuck it in the fridge - the longer it stays there, the better the flavor.

Meanwhile, our dough is ready to go.

>Step 11

Unfortunately, the technique for rolling these is 2-handed. You hold a piece of dough between your palms, then roll it back and forth, letting it poo out of the bottom of your hands. Breadsticks inbound!

You can season these, too, if you want. Or maybe add sesame seeds. I'm limited by the contents of someone else's cupboard.

Here's my entry. Retarded plating, but sometimes you have to go big to win big.

> Spicy chili-cucumber ice lollies with garlicky "gazpatcho-ish" with a penis-shaped bread stick for decoration.

Coldest entry yet.