Welcome to the Veeky Forums challenge: COLD MAIN DISH MEGA ALPHA EDITION THREAD 2!
>GET CHILLY MAH NIGGAS
That's right: COLD MAIN DISH. What does that mean? Well, if you can't figure this shit out you should probably stay away from the knives.
******* Dishes will be scored on the following areas, so keep that in mind.
-Presentation: The appearance of items on the plate; plating skills -Originality: Creativity in composing the dish -Appeal: How appetizing the food looks/whether or not the dish appeals to your personal taste as a voter -Challenge Goals: How closely the entry followed the challenge goal(s)
The distinction between Presentation and Appeal: If someone submits an artfully arranged but burnt steak as an entry, it may score high in Presentation but low in appeal. *******
Remember people, timestamp and unique identifiers. Stop forgetting damn you.
Well, no. Feel free to jerk yourself off after, or even during. The sky's the limit!
Julian Hill
Sup, new thread?
>Step 7 We're making bread!
Yeast, flour, water, olive oil and sugar.
Aiden Torres
>Step 8
Let the mixer do all the work for you! Hard work is for pussies.
Cooper Flores
>Step 8
While you're waiting for that boy to double in size (if you know what I mean), collect a bunch of cold soup vegetables.
Cucumber, tomatoes, spring onion, some red peppers, a chili and a whole bulb of garlic. And whatever else is lying at the back of your fridge.
Sebastian Thomas
>Step 9
Blend them together with a tin of tomatoes, some vinegar, salt, pepper, sugar and olive oil.
Halfway through, add more tomatoes and pepper in a panic because the colour looks like a banana smoothie that's been left out too long.
Jaxon Russell
>Step 9
Chuck it in the fridge - the longer it stays there, the better the flavor.
Meanwhile, our dough is ready to go.
Caleb Wright
>Step 11
Unfortunately, the technique for rolling these is 2-handed. You hold a piece of dough between your palms, then roll it back and forth, letting it poo out of the bottom of your hands. Breadsticks inbound!
You can season these, too, if you want. Or maybe add sesame seeds. I'm limited by the contents of someone else's cupboard.
Aaron Jackson
Here's my entry. Retarded plating, but sometimes you have to go big to win big.
> Spicy chili-cucumber ice lollies with garlicky "gazpatcho-ish" with a penis-shaped bread stick for decoration.