Pick one and only one

Pick one and only one

Team Mustard

mustard

and NOT YELLOW """mustard"""

Team BBQ

Team shit***

>I don't want to taste the actual food, just mustard

>not BBQ vs Steak Sauce
>relish vs Onion
>Pork vs beef

Team ketchup
Mayo is for fatass Americans who enjoy gargling lard

If a food doesn't go with ketchup then it shouldn't have anything on it at all so you can really taste the meat or whatever it is.

>unironically liking barbecue sauce

I don't understand this post. Where are you from? Surely you realize that Mayonnaise is much more popular in Europe?

>Mayo is for fatass Americans

Honey SBR is my fucking shit

I'll put ketchup on everything, France be damned

Steak sauce is shit, it's so strong that there's no way to taste the steak under it. It's a band-aid for when you accidentally overcooked your steak but still have to eat it

I like steak sauce, but it either has to have been cooked with the steak beforehand or lightly coated on top.

>no relish

Ultimately... ketchup. It is a tough choice though.

I find ranch to a lot tastier than ranch. Better falvors going on there for like chicken strips and fries. Plus if a burger is lacking any sort of quality flavors I like to dip that in there

Hoisin Sauce superior master Race

>Pork vs beef
you meant Poultry vs Red Meat

Chili sauce trumps all

>I find ranch to a lot tastier than ranch

>not having a slight smear of dijon on any sandwich containing pastrami or ham (that isn't an Italian)
I couldn't imagine a cuban or reuben without it.

Completely different uses

I have a terrible sweet tooth so I prefer honey mustard

>Mayonnaise

Which came first, ranch or cool ranch?

mayo, always

But which one belongs on a burger?

non

Mayo. Use a very thin layer on the bun to stop moisture or grease from soaking into it. Ketchup is for the fries

this, ketchup on a burger is asking "I dont want to taste the patty"

The last time I had a novel-to-me fast food meal with fries, at a vegan place in Paris, I ate them with ketchup, mustard, and mayo. On a comfy couch.

MAYO MASTER RACE

>Ketchup is in katsu sauce.
>Marina is superior to Pearl.

Team Ketchup can't lose!

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Well how would anyone know how cool cool ranch was if there weren't any other ranch to compare it to? Cool ranch obviously emerged as a successor to ranch.

Mayo. I can stand losing french fries more than I can stand losing ham sandwiches.

reuben with mustard? i thought they only got russian style dressing?

er... thousand island

You stupid bitch you stupid fucking bitch

Based BBQ

hes from America, so no.

Based condiment.

Europeans dip their fries in it

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I think Nintendo ran out of Splatfest ideas with the last Splatoon.

You do realize that ketchup is made almost entirely of sugar?

I'm American and most other Americans find it weird when I dip my fries in mayo.

It's delicious as fuck though.

Crushed mustard is yellow.

penus

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