What's your favorite condiment for fries

Malt vinegar

I always ask for a side of gravy at the diner. Gravy is king.

american sauce

Mustard

ketchup

vinegar

I put the fries in my burger.

Ranch

Salt and vinegar.

Ranch, I put that shit on everything thing.

I've even been known to dip steak in it :^)

Chili cheese fries are the best fries.

In a pinch, beef gravy and cheese curds will do, poutine-style.

Fish and chips with malt vinegar is an acceptable form of fries too.

Mustard. Ketchup is for immature people and mayonnaise is for 1950's housewives.

Barbeque sauce
Or chill and cheese

garlic sauce

I used to like fries dunked in mayo. Then I pretty much stopped eating fries. Stopped eating mayo, too.

This

The fuck is American sauce?

Mayo, easily.

>that hair on that mushroom in the bottom left

a mix of ketchup and mayo or mustard and mayo

honestly, I just like my fries sauceless or with whataburger's spicy ketchup

As Morphine said, French Fries with Pepper.

>go to food kiosk in Ontario
>want poutine
>ask for putain

nice one

You should have asked for Bourdain. He'd be happy to slap his dick in your fries.

I like ketchup and mayonaise. Dip first in mayo and then in ketchup. If you so it the other way around it just strips off the ketchup, and if you mix the two the mayo gets a bit thinner. I just do it that way because i like the mayo-ketchup proportion.

Thousand Island with just a pinch of freedom.

I like this stuff on all sorts of things. Ive had it on waffle fries and it was pretty good.

Tartare or mushroom sauce

Hot sauce and ketchup mixed together, possibly with a small amount of ranch or mayo mixed in as well.

Mayo with a bit of fym, or malt

Gravy for normal fries

Nothing for curly fries

This is joke right, nobody actually puts mayo on fries.

Hot cheese. Melted, shredded, nacho, it doesn't matter - long as it's hot.

Milkshake

Genuinely never thought about trying hollandase of fries, but I bet it's fucking delicious

Fuck man, I'm thinking about it, and why would Béarnaise not be the best possible dipping sauce for a nice homemade burger and some twice-cooked fries? You wouldn't even need cheese on the burger, just maybe some pickles and very thin onions.

Patat oorlog (war fries)
A Dutch specialty, mayo and indonesian peanut sauce, usually with raw onion snips in it, though some locales serve without.

Good aioli or good tartar sauce, generally homemade

Tartar sauce from the jar is pleb tier.

Mayo and Worcestershire sauce sprinkled with black pepper.

Man,, never tried this but it sounds good.

People always think I'm weird for putting black pepper on my fries.

Let your palate of the tongue be your guide, honorable food lover.

Salt, maybe Tabasco.

Malt Vinegar

Salt and ketchup

May I add that there's a war going over what is exactly a patatje war. Some just say it's Mayo and Sateh Sauce (also known as flip), others say it's Mayo, Ketjup, Curry & Onions, and others will say what user above is saying. And there are probably more variations.

HOWEVER...

There's something better. A patatje kapsalon (hair salon fries):

Fries topped with Shawarma & Gouda Cheese then grilled and finished with salad on top. It will clog your arteries like nothing else.

>free tinfoil hat not always included

No thanks, enjoy your soggy fries a turk has touched with his unwashed poophands my man.

I never liked these things.
Way to oily and soggy for me.
I'd rather have a turkish pizza or some fries.

If you don't want a turk with unwashed hands to touch it then use a fork, you bum.

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I rest my case you dumb nibber.

You can actually choose what you want on your friets. For me it's pure frietssaus and nothing else.

>ad.nl
>donner kebab is somehow the same as patatje kapsalon
>can't even write nigger correctly
You should rest more than just your case, user.

>choose what you want on your friets
What kind of ridiculous world are we living in?!

Fries? Just salt.

Chips? Salt and vinegar.

>2013
>nigger don't mention the elder god tier stoverij + mayo combo

Sorry Vladimir not all of us want to go to some Eastern European shithole for what looks like dog food and mayonnaise on french fries

salt + pepper

horsey sauce

You can keep the mayo, but the rest looks fucking lusch.

classic fries - mustard
curly fries - horsey sauce

Whataburger's ketchup is the best

No sauce, just a generous coating of Cajun spice blend and salt.

Back when they still had it, I would dip them in Jack in the Box's mayo-onion sauce. Shit was tits. Anymore I usually mix mustard, ketchup and Tabasco for a dip.

Seasoned salt (generic American type) and catsup

Bearnaise

Holy fuck I love tarragon

Really good fries need only salt.

Fuck you and your god damn strawberry syrup. You must be stupid you h0mo f4g Kys you fucking donut!!!1!!!

I was with you until the mayo/ranch entered the picture.
But usually I don't use any sauces or condiments, I just enjoy the potatoes on their own with salt and spices.

Ajvar.

Barbecue sauce, or barbecue sauce with a dab of ranch.

sup with dat man