ITT your favorite unitasker

That doesn't count, we're talking Veeky Forums

derp, forgot pic. Pic related. Its the pic I forgot.

i like this kind better desu

juice key limes and other small fruits

i've used these to cut pasta and cracker dough

Meat tenderizer?

>chop lemon/lime into small chunks
>insert
Bam, juicer.

Sorry, I was being a tit.

A friend a a small business making and selling homemade candies and shit. Used a pizza cutter to cut caramels.

No need to apologize. If you were one, you made a good joke, if you were there, you made a good point.

I bought a orange press at Aurrera in Mexico City about 25 years ago. It's not good for a thing except pressing citrus. But, if you live in Florida, yea, you can do that in batches. You have to section the pink grapefruit in quarters to fit, and you have to tip out the seeds constantly or they clog the holes. The reason I like it though, is it lets the pulp pass through, and the citrus peel gets smashed enough to let out the oils into the drink.

My uses:
orange juice, grapefruit juice, daiquiris
ponderosa lemonade
calamondin pie (key lime recipe)
my own orangina (tangerine, orange, seltzer)

pic related, mine is orange though

*if you were the other

sorry, its time for bed.

just don't PEE in it!

I gave my dad this one. Amazon shoppers complain that it's sharp.

seriously?

did they expect a dull pizza slicer?

I work at dominoes, and our cutters are all pretty dull. If they're too sharp, they'll cut into the box.

>dope ass star ship bro

Almost did the same for my dad, then I realized that I had more respect for him than that.

Fuck off I love my garlic presser

There's probably something else you could press, maybe even want to.

An air popper can roast coffee, but can a coffee roaster pop corn?

>Almost did the same for my dad, then I realized that I had more respect for him than that.

jokes on you, fatboy, my dad's DEAD!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!

ginger, chipotles, olives. I love this thing

Stick your nuts in it.

Put it in your girl's vagina and asshole

Thats shitty, Dexter is the best pizza cutter brand

What can you do with it besides cut shit.
>Life hack I used pizza cutter to cut brownies XD

Turd face.

>look it up
>listed under "industrial and scientific" on amazon

sold

Yeah, Dexter-Russel is a well known brand that specializes in equipment for commercial kitchens.

Fair enough

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Not joking.

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Ok, you get1.

Isn't a knife technically a unitasker? All you can do with it is cut.

>the single greatest unitasker ever

They stab too, and you can use the spine to crack things. You can also remove the pit from an avocado using them
>inb4 you have to cut the pit to do that
When I worked at a mexican restaurant I learned to use the heel to grab onto the pit and pull it out with a twist of your wrist. Fastest way to do it and much safer than chopping into it to twist it out.

That's like calling a frying pan a unitasker because it only cooks stuff. A unitasker is what it is because it's made to handle one single ingredient, or to prepare one specific meal. Something like a popcorn popper. Yes those exist. Do you know why owning one sounds silly? Because it's a unitasker.

my personal favorite is this hot dog cooker

>propane

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Fresh-squeezed orange juice is one of my favorite drinks ever, especially after smoking a bowl of good weed.

taste the meat, not the heat

Best $25 I've ever spent.

Best thing I ever stole from work

Scandinavian final boss

That's like saying your mom isn't a unitasker just because while all she does is suck dick, she doesn't exclusively suck your dad's.

>not making spaghetti outta bread
You're missing out, bud.

now i kind of want to try squeezing some pasta dough through one of these

I have one but paid for it.

no regrets

I though that those things were everywhere... I need to travel more

Fuck you buddy. If anybody is sucking dick in this house hold its me. Come fight me irl! I'll show you who's the real faggot when you're begging for more!