Lions are noble creatures that need and deserve our protection. However...

Lions are noble creatures that need and deserve our protection. However, I want to sustain them on a vegan diet but there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of info on what sort of vegan dishes are good for the king of the jungle.

Any ideas Veeky Forums?

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They can all die like every meat eater

Lions don't live in the jungle.

those poor lions' existences must be suffering
we must euthanize them for their own good

>king of the jungle
>lives on a prairie
Waht did he meme by this?

We've all seen that Futurama.

Google king of the jungle. You're either talking lions or Johnny Depp.

Cats can't be sustained on a vegan diet.
Zoos would love that, but instead pay $150/yr in food bills because delicious low-grain all meat carnivore diet.

he could also be talking pic related

>Google king of the jungle. You're either talking lions or Johnny Depp.
He is probably talking about Lions.

Jungle dwellers arent lions. You didn't get his point. This term has proliferated but not for habitat description. You could say Tigers are jungle dwellers if you interpret coastal deltas like that.

Google Where do lions live?
>jungle

Do YOU know where YOU are baby? You're in the the jungle. Now you're gonna die

To be fair, that's what every jungle will look like in 20 years.

Do you know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. Now you're gonna die.
I remember 7th grade too

the whole world is a jungle my dude

Uh, Lions live in many different habitats.

There were even lions which were the king of the desert (barbary lion), however they went extinct.

who is this fat slob

It's called the 90's. Go back to seventh grade and ask them to teach you to Green text.

>1987
>the '90's
Jesus fuck

>Because there's no way possible they still played it often in early 90's
>Being this concerned

You know nobody is going to reward you for autism.

Autism is my reward

Here's a solution that might work:
youtube.com/watch?v=AkE7Ju0cK5Y

Whos got the story about the batshit crazy chick that tried that with her dog, until it got sick...
I think she also tried the old switcheroo on her Mom's heart meds...swapped out the gelatinous capsules for something vegan, and Mom subsequently died...
Fucking amazingly retarded girl...

Sean Spicer

It's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under