Why do food vloggers always overexaggerate when describing average typical food

how do i get into making food vlogs?

I'm sick of your fuckers complaining about that face he makes when the food is good. He even edited the videos to show less or even none of that face at all and it's ruining my virtual food gratification experience. I used to be able to tell how good the food is by the angle at which he tilts his head, and for how long.

A shame normies like you faggots have to complain and ruin the experience.

hey reddit! are you enjoying your time here?

he's been on Veeky Forums and he's trying to change for us ;-;

i hope

Because just like any vlogger.. It's about them, not the food

I can't stand watching people eat food in general. The chewing/crunching noises, talking with their fucking mouth full of wet ass food, having to make retarded MMM noises because that means FOOD GOOD. I've got some kind of problem, I get legitimately angry about it.

Because they get paid by the restaurants they visit and "review."

He's selling it

I hate it irl and I think everyone does mate so you're pretty normal but there's some kino food reviews out there. Of course rotw and food ranger are probably the best

i hate the sound of chewing and generally eating in general. it actually makes me go insane, i in return try not to eat near people or do it quietly

>tfw Veeky Forums doesnt like Mark Weins

I get it, I got into him years ago and I fucking HATED his face, couldnt stand watching him, but I always went back because he does good shit. He has cut back on that stupid face sososo much from when i first started because he gets shat on for it so much. He's also probably one of the best food bloggers out there. He tries everything with no prejudice, films in AMAZING quality all over the world and gives you those food money shots that everyone loves. He really does produce great videos that really cater to his viewers. I enjoy his love for food because I feel that too.

You cant tell me you dont ever get the warm fuzzies from "average" food. Shit my nans apple pie always makes me sigh with bliss and close my eyes just because its so good and makes me feel warm.

exaggeration is normal
overexaggeration is not

Its called misophonia nigga

enough, mark

Well this guy is maybe the worst about exaggerating. Btw there is no such word as "overexaggerating".

Sage

no.

doesnt seem to have anything to back it up

No, it's not just you.

Food vloggers and "showy" eaters really are annoying, because it's obnoxious.
They're doing something indulgent in the first place. A simple biological necessity, but an indulgent form of it, seeing as it's always food that the eater enjoys (I have never seen a food vlogger actually give a negative "review", even for shit fast food, it's always sooo good), but would never reproduce on a regular basis for sustenance, if they could produce it at all.
Then, they believe that the sounds of their wet, slimy gums, teeth, tongue and lips gnawing, mashing, breaking, and sucking pieces of food, are pleasing/informative to the listener.
They also seem to think that the sight of them manipulating food into their wet mouth holes, dripping, crumbling, smearing, sticking, and leaking onto their lips, cheeks, and chin ("Oops, hehe! :)") as they eye-fuck the camera all the while, talking loudly with food still in their mouths, directly to the viewer, is somehow appealing and addictive to watch.
Then they're recording and uploading this. In their minds, they had to, at some point, entertain the thought: "People need to see this. Me, performing a basic biological function, with food they can easily purchase and eat themselves, or food they never will. Just a no-talent non-skill that anyone with a functioning jaw can do. They need to hear what I think of it too, because I'm important and the world cares about my opinions. That's how I'll leave my mark on the world, I could even get famous. Damn I'm charismatic."

"Mukbang" or "ASMR chewing sounds" are the worst offenders. It doesn't relax me to hear someone chewing, squishing, and drooling right in my fucking ear like they're actively dribbling food onto the side of my face, no matter how hot they are. That shit is just stressful, if not aggravating.

All of it always seems to have an "I'm so cute!" vibe to it, too.
I conclude that it's just porn for people with eating disorders and oral fixations.

>You cant tell me you dont ever get the warm fuzzies from "average" food. Shit my nans apple pie always makes me sigh with bliss and close my eyes just because its so good and makes me feel warm.

I don't because I'm don't have food addiction where feelings of satisfaction other than satiety and pleasant tastes fires off when I eat food.

not that guy but you can't srsly be defending a word like "overexaggerate". It makes OP sound about 15 years old, and need I remind you all that Veeky Forums is a website for ADULTS.

then why the fuck are you on ck?

he ejaculates after every single bite

>you can't srsly be defending a word like "overexaggerate".
Wow, and why not? I'd defend it. It's a term. I just looked it up, and saw it's been documented since 1900 in the lexicon. And, it was very appropriately used to describe the vlogger in question, which I understand has been apprised of this observation, and has toned it down. I'm sure he when he exaggerates now, it won't be overdone as to set off so many alarms.

So, I forgot about this Mark vlogger, and just hit his site, and am worried about him.
Whites of his eyes are yellow, very yellow coming off that plane. Is there something going on with the liver? Did he pick up a little Hepatitis on his travels? Yikes. Let us know if you need to raise money for the $90k to buy the medication. I'm sure some crowd funding could make that happen for such a beloved eater.

>esl, incorrect and pedantic
Try /int/

Because they have autism and don't know how to talk with sincerity, so they try to emulate it with over-exaggerations.

You hated his face? You're no better than the others here, then. Also his blogs are amazing.

Instant dislike crew checking in

Nigga you slated that poor bastard

>as an eating disorder fag i can confirm this

How the fuck do they trick people into paying for then Togo on permanent holiday?

>overexaggerate
Kill yourself

Over-exaggerating is fine and has been in use for over a hundred years with it first appearing in text around 1900. It's a super qualifier to mark something as especially exaggerated, beyond the norm.

>10 people watch
>20 they make money
>30 they can now afford to travel the world and eat
>40 goto 10.

>I used to be able to tell how good the food is by the angle at which he tilts his head, and for how long.

I'm more bothered by how he's holding the fork.
He's like one of those mongrels who only use two fingers to hold a pencil.

>"ASMR chewing sounds"
most people use ASMR to mean boyfriend/girlfriend experience. it's supposed to be a pleasurable tingling sensation that you get from certain sounds/situations/images/etc., i don't understand how anyone could think you would get that from hearing someone mashing up food in their mouth. whenever i was wearing headphones and talking to someone who was eating i would just leave the chat because i couldn't stand that right in my ear.

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Even his kid looks like its patient zero for HIV.

ANd his inability to use eating utensils makes me furious, hes too dumb to use knife and fork.

TAI HAU LE!

Does Veeky Forums like Jackie Chan?

yeah i love him

yes, he describes the food and rarely does the orgasm face

The Official Veeky Forums's TOP food vlogger rankings:

#1 Mark Wiens: Appreciation for all kinds of cuisine, good video quality and show format. Top-tier reactions. Patrician tastes.

#2 Lucas Peterson: Simple, straight to the point, no fancy reactions. He tells you as it is.

#3 Jackie Chan: A little bit of a pleb, but overall good stuff. His chinese noodle videos are the best. Hot oil, etc.

#4 Trevor James: Good coverage of Chinese cuisine. A little cringe-worthy when talking with people (repeating everything they say like an autist). Pretends to like the food even when it's shit but gives honest ratings.

Pleb-tier:

#5 Nick Solares: Pretentious vocabulary; tries too hard to elevate the dishes verbally. Only likes sour dried-aged meats.

Amateur category:

#6 Luke Martin & Kyle Le: Tries too hard to look professional but falls short. Very limited palate, unable to describe what they're having efficiently and accurately.

Shit-tier:
Buzzfeed
Koreans
Everything else

>Top-tier reactions
you mean orgasming after every bite

Reviewbrah is the best out of the lot

What about the jack on the go show?

I hope so. I haven't watched anything recent, but I thought the videos were pretty good, the orgasm faces just ruined them though.

Really glad Mark could make it big on YouTube

>no reviewbrah
>no joeysworldtour
>no emmymadeinjapan

yeahhh this is a rough draft of a rough draft, i can tell. haha

>takes a bite
>starts cumming

Xd

He's just a cuck who's girlfriend is using him to get a green card

Also, him being pals with jason genova really boggles the mind

I still like him though

I like him, I subbed to both his food channel and his general. Seems like a nice guy.

I fucking hate this guy. How does he get views?

I really like seonkyoung longest; she mostly does cooking vids but sometimes does vlogging

Retards, Autists and Children alike prefer exaggerated displays of emotions because it's easier to read for them. More nuanced descriptions of flavor then "yuum" and "delish" are lost on them entirely.

Those aren't food vloggers, they're just autistic reviewers.

Yeah she's pretty good but most of her content in her channel are cooking videos. She should separate the channels.

I think Mark's a pretty cool dude.

>hating on my boy Mark Weins
he's pretty chill, he's famous, he travells and eats delicious food and has a cute wife, I really like him.

reactions on youtube will always be overreaction otherwise no one will watch them

Amen.

He eats like a pig. I guess his parents never taght him common table manners. Disgusting.

Who's this? i wanna watch some of his videos.

>food vloggers
Holy shit is that really a thing?
I routinely go to some of the best restaurants in the world. Should probably try it.

Things that aren't true for $500, Alex!

>routinely goes to best restaurants in the world
>doesn't know about vloggers

Why the fuck would I know about them.

They probably cant even afford it

>seonkyoung longest
fuck yeah. glad I'm not the only one who watches her videos. I made her orange chicken and fried rice and it was top notch. she's a total qt too.

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>someone impregnate her and it's not you
Hold me guys

Have you heard of camera phones and youtube yet? I know you're larping as a 0.1 percenter but it doesn't take a great stretch of logic to understand that this has existed for decades

Good troll tho dude or dudette!

This was directed at

who is thaat?

Emmymadeinjapan

i love mark wiens.

sick

>No Steve1989
Only guy worth watching.

that's not food, senpai.

>Implying implications
youtube.com/watch?v=GowFRT19yok

let's get this out onto a tray

>nice

Unironically my husbando

be gay

Why do people watch other people eating food? Is this another Friend Simulator thing?

A: Yes
B: It's interesting and historic and educational and stuff. youtube.com/watch?v=nnloEX36WCg

No idea. Luckily, e-celeb threads aren't as rampant here as they are on /v/.

>no greg's kitchen

why? he's a whiny libcuck boomer faggot?

the episode where he went to jamaica was unbareable. Everytime he travels to some shithole he manages to find a way to blame it on america.

this is why thereportoftheweek ishould be the principial food reviewer. eats like a human bean and finishes chewing before he speaks.

The Official Veeky Forums's TOP food vlogger rankings:

Shit-tier:
All of them

I get why you'd watch the MRE guy since that is actually unique/educational content, but what's the point of watching some rando eat food at mid-level American restaurants?