He doesn't simply microwave his water

>he doesn't simply microwave his water

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>bombarding water with cancerous radiation
>infusing the molecular bonds with higher energy radiation waves
>consuming said ionized water
>molecular bonds broken during digestion releasing the radiation energy
>cellular DNA breaks and mutates
>get terminal cancer a few months later
yea sorry I dont even step within 500 feet of microwaves much less use them

I hope you don't drink microwaved water.

>believes in radiation
>avoids easy alternative to an oven
youre an idiot, fuck off

I dare someone to provide a legitimate, fact-based argument against drinking microwaved water. I'll wait.

>he owns a microwave

>doesn't understand the magic of the convection toaster oven
>eats shitty, overly moist lava food instead

There was a scientific study done where regular water and microwaved water were give to two separate plants. The plant with regular water thrived. The plant with microwaved water wilted and died. Despite this, companies have led a campaign to discredit this study in the name of preserving their big businesses and keeping the general public misinformed. Do with this information what you will.

>plants dislike scalding-hot water
gee

Good thing I'm not a vegan.

Jesus fucking christ

snopes.com/science/microwave/plants.asp

>giving your water microwave stank
Remind me to never have tea at your house ever again.

I just use a kettle

fuck off back to tumblr faggot

Fake news, snopes is a liberal leaning corporate endorsed site with skewed data. They want to fool the American public. Fake news.

Gods they used to be so much less lazy about this shit. Get better.

>snopes.com
Jesus fucking Christ

Yeah snopes is a peer reviewed scientifically approved factual site....

Go to bed user

death machines. dont be jewed

all of that happens in every method of heating water

I welcome you to post a scientifically proven source for your claim.

>microwaving cereal

Imagine being this fucking stupid.

If anyone actual read the article they prove in the end that there was no correlation lol

>two plants
Nigga that sample size is as tiny as your chances of getting laid. Let me know when they conduct a study on two thousand plants and get actual results

>Giving one plant normal water
>Giving the other plant boiling hot microwave water
>Second plant dies
>Cancer is real

Yes H+ and OH- ions are terrible for you.

Maybe some Oxygen radicals are made, in which case eat some more antioxidant

>not owning a kettle

The real reason you wouldn't want to microwave tea water is the uneven heating. It isn't ideal if you're brewing your teas at the ideal temperatures (as you should).

>infuse water with radiation
>become mutant water bender
How can you not see the benefit?

My kettle is faster than my microwave oven. More power more better faster more efficient.