Actually have celiac disease

>actually have celiac disease
>people think i'm just a gluten-free fad following normie

>uuuhhhh, do you have gluten free soy sauce
> "yep just a moment, customer san"
>thhaank you~~
>whoa man, do you have celiac??
>no, but every bit helps

I don't know where the fad came from, but in a way it is nice to see people asserting themselves over nothing. Those server babes gotta hustle if they want their non-mandatory tips.

Be blunt about it. Say wheat makes you shit blood. Fewer people would fake it if they understood that's the condition they were pretending to have.

Many fattening foods happen to be made with white flour of wheat which contains gluten. Avoiding gluten means avoiding lots of junk food and making eating a conscious action, which results in weight loss.

Do this! I promise, your server has asked someone to shit blood and die when they were BOH five minutes ago. You can't phase them. They are an angry and broken people and will do anything for more textbook money.

T. Server

Sorry brotato. Just know some people out there understand actual celiacs have a rough time with diet. Normies who are gluten-free by choice are brainwashed by god knows what. When was it cool to be gluten free?

>non mandatory tips

Non american detected.

itkf

>have severe potentially life threatening allergies
>people think I'm memeing because a lot of cunts who complain about their allergies get a sniffle or a tummy ache once in a while

These sort of pragmatic side effects of meme diets is why pretty much every fad is better than SAD desu

Same here, allergic to perfume, have seizures on exposure, people think I get the fucking sniffles and continue to wear it. Fucking dickheads honestly.

when i used to work at subway i accidentally put tomato on a sub of a guy that asked for no tomato. i offered to remake it but he just got angry and payed for it, claiming to be allergic and saying he'll sue.

which component?

>i offered to remake it but he just got angry and payed for it, claiming to be allergic and saying he'll sue.
Kek, sounds like a LARPing cunt.

I have never eaten out in my life. All the meals I've eaten were either prepared by my parents or myself.

I'm just an alpha male and don't bend to convention, sorry not sorry

>>actually have celiac disease
>>people think i'm just a gluten-free fad following normie

You shouldn't be caring what people think. You should know your way around recipes so you don't accidentally order something wrong though. I don't think you need to announce it often, just make your substitutions as you wish.

>Same here, allergic to perfume, have seizures on exposure, people think I get the fucking sniffles and continue to wear it. Fucking dickheads honestly.
This is a tough one. People assume that you must be allergic to just freesia and then douse themselves in a different perfume the next day.
It might comfort you to know, or maybe you can use this factoid in explanations, but in Nova Scotia, they outlawed scent in public places, buildings, buses more than 20 years ago.
My church has a nice blurb in the bulletin about not wearing it to church, being sensitive to others, but I still have to move my seat every other week, to get away from someone who will have my sinuses and throat inflamed. Usually helps to go early. I think the late people are the type that skip bathing for perfume. They procrastinate in every way in their lives.

What if instead of advertising food as "gluten-free", we advertised it as "celiac friendly"?

celiac is literally a meme disease though. No one had it 15 years ago, snowflake.

Then as an adult you should know what not to order.

Or do you expect the kitchen to cater to you and make a gluten free version of everything?

Literally take a step back, and FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!

debilitating allergies are still a thing, even without celiac disease
people can be allergic to all kinds of stupid shit, its no surprise that gluten is among them.

holy crap, I don't even really disagree with you, but you sound like a raging cunt.

I know that feel, its frustrating to be associated with such bullshit.
I just tell them clearly and directly that Im celeac when I order rather than just requesting things to be gluten free, that usually does the trick. Its dicey territory, because some places offer stuff that's 'gluten free' but fried in the same oil as gluten containing products or in an area with no cross contamination control, all to get on the GF fad train and it puts genuine celeacs at risk.