Mfw I get a PhD and don't have to /sip/ like a faggot anymore

>mfw I get a PhD and don't have to /sip/ like a faggot anymore

>OP's face is a can of Monster
Is...
Is this how /sip/s reproduce?!

congrats on your phd, but since you are OP you are still a faggot.
cheers.

You'd think someone with a phd would know better than to drink these dumbass drinks

Everytime I see someone drinking this crap I know they have a sub-80 IQ

did you get a phD in moon runes

The bar must be pretty low to get a phd these days if they let any Monster drinking knuckle dragger have one

I just want to collect the cans, some of the art on them are pretty cool.

Really? Because the ones so against the stuff seem way more retarded to me. They just reiterate what doctor oz told them once

Fellow intelligent /sip/per checking in

Don't let the proles get you down.

Hey a fellow /lit-sip/er

>people who don't agree with me must be retarded
Calling card of a pseudo-intellectual right there. I bet you think that not a single doctor or surgeon smokes, too.

Actually I drink red bull which is more refined than the common /sip/. I just got that monster this morning because it says the doctor on it. Think I'll leave it on my desk just so no one forgets

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He has transcended the cycle
He has become /sip/ itself
Destroyer of can

>Valentino's remaining career value

110 IQ regular sipper here

121 IQ here, been sippin' since '03. You're retarded.

Is this real? Because if so I'm abandoning ship. I hate that irrelevant cunt.

I'm going to fucking read that book one day, I have had it for several years. Its just so fucking dense, never been able to get past the first 100 pages. Pages and pages of names man.

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>This retarded of a dick-measuring contest
>"Mines's like a couple cm bigger than yours"
Fuck off, the both of you.

>reditor can't understand a bit of fun bantz because he's too used to such comments being downvoted and hidden

Wew lad

Yes, it's real, and you shouldn't have been on this retarded train anyways

I have a tested and provable IQ of 207.56, and I dislike this drink. My command of spatial reasoning and words problems should be great enough to convince you that these flavours are bad.
I solved the question of their flavour, like an equation, and they are bad.