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Flyover as fuck.

Sorry hun we don't serve beer here, dry county. How about an iced tea?

>coastfags assuming uber exists in north central wisconsin

Isn't Wisconsin really into binge drinking?

If there's no subway and no Uber, how the fuck do you get home?

Drive?

>reuben served on white french bread

Wtf? Are flyovers scared of Rye because it's a dark color?

Soup of the day and a turkey sandwich.

It tastes overwhelming and strong, why would anyone want that except to show how "tolerant" you are? You seem like the type to put raw onions on a sandwich without warning anyone first

>dry county
Ice tea is fine, yes please, but make my order to-go.

When did they get sharia law in burgerland?

people really eat that food sober?

It's considered fine dining here

You're supposed to be drunk before you go. Who gets drunk at the restaurant

trust fund libtards who have never worked a day in their life

Yeah but it's nice to have like 1 drink along with dinner even if already drunk

The bible belt retard evangelicals are precisely the same as orthodox muslims when it comes to sex, alcohol, punishment and guns.

I'd have to order the meatball sub, just to be sure that the one from this place is still the best meatball parm sub on the planet.

Also, what would you get?

that menu is literally worse than IHOP's

prima vera pizza (even though its just margarita pizza in disguise)

The Yodeler. The zesty dressing is it for me.

Soup of the day and Sandwich (Meatloaf) for $5.99

I'll take a hot vegetarian hoagie and some garlic knots

I'm sorry, the veggie hoagie isn't actually served.
We use it as bait to spot undesirables.
I'm going to have to ask you to leave

mediterranean salmon

>garbage font on menu
>plastic laminated menu
>looks like a literal shit tier place

Order things that would take literal fucktards to fuck up.
Club Sandwich and chicken wings.

what an awful menu

I guess sandwiches are the specialty? It looks like they avoid anything that actually needs to be cooked.

I like how the lasagna says ~15 minutes. Must come frozen.

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I want the garlic toast and the meatloaf nigga.

what can i get ya, asshole

I don't see McChicken

Cheese fat one with an oliet Bangs

>Olives on a fucking burrito

south fuckin side

Lobster sensation spaghetti

A Chicken Caesar Salad without Chicken, and a Yodeler, please

>No modifications or substitutions
>Not all ingredients are listed
>All lowercase font and not using the $ to look hip and cool
>Items underline with red dots like they misspelled it in Microsoft Word
I'd never eat at a garbage, pretentious place like this. $50 for duck, lettuce, and dipping sauce? Fuck off.

Lasagna and a burrito

>"Please no menu modifications or substitutions."
Walk out the door then and there.

The house Salad is the fucking same as the Caesar salad minus the chicken but is cheaper. Fucking cheats. I would get the chicken Caesar still though, and the chicken pasta.

A Caesar salad is usually made with romaine lettuce, but a house salad is usually a mix of romaine, iceberg, and other greens.

>All these mcdonalds choice plebs

Kek go back to your mcgangbangs

the Ruben.

Oh come on. There is no menu worse than IHOP.

Lobster sensation. While waiting for the food to come out I would make unending jokes about the menu and my extremely high expectations for the lobster sensation. I would become the hypeking of 2017. I would instagram the menu and start talking the lobster sensation up on twitter while waiting for it to com out. No matter what comes out, I would be disappointed and put the place on full blast so all the other hipster milllenials would steer clear.

Faced with such desperation of food, it practically screams with anguish straight off the menu, sending the diner into a full state of ennui at a mere glance-through before they've even ordered.....I guess I'd get the Yorkshire Beef sandwich.

roast beef

dinero pizza

ddukbokki

mighty dog and a pink lemonade

Fuck you and fuck your shitty restaurant.

Everyone check out pic related. This is the first thing that came up when I googled this joke restaurant in Wisconsin.

A first class plane ticket out of flyover country back to REAL America.

Where are the prices?

I'll have the double super dog and a pink lemonade.

As a Yorkshireman I am confused as to what the hell they're calling a Yorkshire beef sandwich.

The Navratan Korma is my personal favorite

YOU. You, I like.

>MEAT LOAF
>Homemade from Lean Beef, served cold with Lettuce and Salad Dressing on our warm crusty French Bread.

Just burn this place down. Also capitalizing almost every word is how English works evidently.

looks cozy, I'd visit.

I'll get uhhhhhhhh meatloaf sandwich.

wait is this from The Ambassador in Houghton, MI?

Go the Library instead.

The restaurant is in Michigan you fucking dolt. Some of the victims were from Wisconsin.

>add a basket of chips for $2.26

How do restaurants arrive at these weird, unrounded prices?

Spaghetti w/ Meatballs or Soup of the Day depending on what it is

whats it gonne be Veeky Forums?

for me it is the P8

Probably a reuben, with extra thousand island on the side. It's usually pretty hard to fuck one of them up and if you do, I know not to come back.

Philly Cheese and a diet coke

Pork belly and mung bean pancake.

Cheese polish

What the fuck is a raita?
That and a lamb curry.

p3

Therr's uber up there unless you live really far from a small city.

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a weird melange of food
I would probably drink alcohol and eat whatever is complimentary
if I were desperate I would eat a baked potato or french fries

Pho Crystal in Allen, Texas?

Lamb Vindaloo with Perrier and Butter Naan.
Super Polish with Orange.
A dozen oysters.
Spaghetti Dinner with gassosa (provided it's offered).

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P11

I'll get the white colby cheese and mild cheddar pizza with some E. Coli and she will have the Mediterranean Salmon(Wild Alaskan).
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>80 cents for blue cheese with the wings

great

Here is the roast beef sandwich.

Ain't no Uber round these parts of 'Sconsin boy.

Large P9 my ninja.

P2 because I'm not a faggot

*le tips trilby*

Thank ye, m'good gentlesir.

yes user, it is amazing.

If I'm eating alone, I would have a 2-meat plate with moist brisket and pork spareribs as mains and slaw and potato salad as my sides. Drink? Either the free lager OR a Mexican coke.

prolly the caesar sallad, but most likely i'd be disapointed. that or some sort of sandwich, not sure which though

adding to this, if that place is anything like the place i went to in NYC then i wouldn't take a sandwich. jesus christ that place thought more meat = better sandwich

I appreciate the theme here.

I'll have the lobster sensation. I can always use a good sensation. After that I'll have the Submarine Traditional. Six slices of cold meat sounds pretty good.

>live in lower part of Wisconsin
>get the trash from both upper Wisconsin and Illinois
>roads torn up when we aren't covered in snow
>fast food and wing places are all I ever see now

He is saying how do you get home while drunk, you can't drive then.

What do you order here?

The vegeterian salad I guess

>you can't drive then.
Of course you can

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The one with the highest alcohol content.