Freeze dried ice cream

no thats the uk.

I wonder why Steve1989 hasn't tried space food yet. It looks nice

>They banned your mom from space because she would redirect our orbit
Should have said she couldn't reach escape velocity.

how does it differ in flavor and texture compared to regular ice cream

>no thats the uk.
Crackers are banned in the UK?

Is it because they have sharp corners?

It's the marshmallows you get in Lucky Charm

>how does it differ in flavor and texture compared to regular ice cream

Regular ice cream is cold and creamy.

This is warm and hard.

Like eating a strawberry-flavored piece of chalk

Even if its only once or twice a year? Ice cream is a magical thing that needs to be occasionally revisited. Kinda like psychedelics.

>Eating off of a briefcase instead of a regular table
Really America? Really?

>Grown men who eat ice cream are creepy

Did your uncle who molested you like ice cream? Is that why you think this way?

...actually yeah. Its pretty much that. Mind blown.

In America, ramen comes in bags

Dude that is like the coolest shit ever

>Space Ram

Should it come in boxes?

>Trying to eat
>Some faggot is literally hovering 6 inches above your head reaching over you

that's space ice cream, it's literally made for people in space, we just sell it as a novelty treat man...

>Space Ram

Yes. Actually it should come inside a cup, inside a box, inside another box, inside cellophane. Fuck the environment.

I guess they don't have enough..... space

no, should have said:
>They banned your mom from space because she looked like pic related

>choosing Nissin over Maruchan

get the fuck out of here

>Be one of the most proficient race of hunters in the entire universe.

>Look like a wild boar with its snout blown off

>strawberry cubes
Do Americans really do this?

that looks really nasty... drinking ramen? yeesh space has some strange food packaging

i'm pretty sure that's for cutting the plastic? might be wrong tho.

Oh, cheese sandwiches get a pass but strawberry cubes is where you draw the fuckin' line?

>cheese sandwiches are stranger than strawberry cubes

How many processed cheese food threads do we have here inside of a week compared to processed fruit spread threads?

I find your lack of obsession... disturbing.

cheese sandwich doesn't exist guys

Fucking lel

You can buy this at the Adler Planetarium in Chicago for $12 a pack.

Pretty sure it was though, however it didn't make the cut with NASA or the astronauts for whatever reason. Meanwhile, it became a sales powerhouse for the Smithsonian gift shops. Almost every kid in the US who went on a school trip to the Air and Space Museum bought that shit.

How else do you expect us to get fat in space?

It's a novelty item these days.

Wish it wasn't so fucking expensive though. Just settle for normal ice cream.

This is a novelty item, you see it at the science aisle at toy stores along with the shitty toy microscopes and telescopes and talking globes.

Astronauts don't freeze dry and vacuum pack food rations, at least not anymore

But everyone in the UK is a cracker

Underrated

They're not banned, NASA just stopped sending them. Although Russia still goes to space sometimes too.

American here.

Don't know anyone who doesn't eat this everyday.

this is a sharp thread

no it's cause they make the brown people fucking the native mens wives feel bad.

can americans not even survive a quick trip to space without needing fast food?

>not watching this guy open up freeze dried and preserved MRE crap all the time

Russian MRE packs have pig liver/brain spread for your crackers so whatever.

USA USA USA USA USA

>USA USA USA USA USA

God I miss the '90's...

Fast forward to 2017....

...

>The 80s happened during the 90s

Is dat weed?

>1987 was 50 years ago
Feelsbadman

Space weed

My boss hired a snobby restaurant consultant and he's driving me crazy, Veeky Forums.

He keeps following me around telling me my food is shit and raw. What the fuck?

How can I get rid of this prick? I just want to enjoy my comfy cook job.

First we visited other worlds.

Then we became worlds. Welcome to a New Age.

Sorry my taste in cars is better than yours bite me

>buying nip cars

>Grown men who eat ice cream are creepy
Found the guy who had his penis inspected by the Ice Cream man when he was little

They are called biscuits in the uk

I thought biscuits were sweet and had with tea

Seems like it would be too crumbly for space. ISS astronauts are forced to eat shitty white flour tortillas instead of bread.

astronaut icecream never went into space
dust. it makes dust and crumbs. NOT permissible on a spaceship
it is literally just a giant kiddie-cereal-"marshmallow"
Just a fake novelty junkfood.

I agree with this. Same thing applies for "grown men" who eat candy and play videogames.

>Grown men who eat ice cream are creepy
Are you really trying to whine about Trump on Veeky Forums of all places? Sad!

All astronauts cosmonauts eat fastfood
the full commercial kitchen module for the spacestation hasn't been launched yet

can't imagine anything comfier than 420 watching the earth from your little space station

>posting on a nip board

>posting on a nip board
It's not like I'm paying the gooks anything, Toyota-tard.

>drinking ramen
Presumably the spigot is for putting water in, and the package is cut open once the water is absorbed.

>nothing i own was made in asia
whew lads

Old news.
Nasa has recently developed and started to supply no-crumb bread.

that's why you're a loser to begin with

>no-crumb bread
Why isn't this sold in stores??!?

>no-crumb bread
Do Americans really do this?

are you saying everything... in the form of a question? yeesh you have a strange way of talking

i'm pretty sure you're a tool? might be wrong tho

Steve space ration reviews when!?!

now that's what I call top ramen

The American who go to space and calculate physics you lazy fuck.

What kind of validation are you trying to pull from here?

Just ignore him. It's probably the same sad little troll who always posts about how everything sweet is for children.

>his country doesn't go to the moon

tldr; it's good or not ? I wanna taste now

>who go to space and calculate physics

The point was to make it lightweight and stable for the trip into space. It was stable but the lack of moisture meant it dehydrated people and you just ended up drinking more water. It was functionally pointless.

source?

Shits gets you high.

Pretty much everyone has it once or twice in their lifetime and I've never heard of anyone eating it regularly because it's novelty trash and way too expensive to justify how little food you're getting.

Underrated

Do Japanese really do this?

For real though it's fucking rad that Momofuku Ando was 95 when he developed space ramen.

I kind of really want to try that.

Do you really shitpost on Veeky Forums in a desperate bid for attention?

Lol do you not? Why else would anyone post here, it's 2019-3+1

>american detected

>Do you really shitpost on Veeky Forums in a desperate bid for attention?
nah, for that I run a simple space program BD