Are you ready for the Keurig of food?

Are you ready for the Keurig of food?

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>more tech devices for this useless millenial generation
sigh

A fucking hobo could make restaurant quality salmon in minutes with some foil and a an open fire.

Not a college kid tho.

>siri, burn my house down.

>"I'm sorry, but I don't have an Nvidia card."

I see /g/ is bringing their A-game today.

Siri, upload all of my mp3s

>using speech marks within meme arrows
Lurk Moar, faggot.

>ridicules another user
>uses the term "speech marks"

Kek

Nice spacing.
:^)

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>the keurig of food.
The 50s were a while ago. TV dinners are nothing new

this is for retards that think they're smart.

>Speech marks

>food comes out cooked perfectly

ROFL LMAO

wa la!

I saw an ad for this on youtube. Horrible goddamn idea. They couldn't even get the food to look good for their own advertisement.

So the main complaint here is that the device doesn't work well? Or the device exists at all?

I see nothing wrong with this... wtf is different from this and microwave dinners?

>DRM for your food

Nope

This is a layered shitpost

>Or the device exists at all?

That.

>>I see nothing wrong with this... wtf is different from this and microwave dinners?

It's more complicated and expensive, yet no better.

Also, are you seriously on a food and cooking board yet you don't see anything wrong with microwave dinners?

Isn't this just like that stupid juice thing? Even with that dumb qr code scanner.

It takes actual ingredients and cooks them to make a quality meal
It doesn't cook very well at all

I expect it'll be able to do it perfectly by version 3

stop asking for a negative argument and make a positive one. what's the benefit

>wtf is different from this and microwave dinners?
You don't have to set the time on this one, it scans a barcode and sets it automagically!

STOP THIS SHIT
>business insider
>THIS company paid us to ADVERTISE their shitty PRODUCT and you dumb fucks share it... FOR FREE
Y'all are mouthbreathers

Nothing, they're equally shitty. The only difference is shipping costs and having to have food delivered, and a giant EZ-Bake oven on your counter and being too retarded to cook actual food with an actual oven, grill, or stove top.

So yeah, it's the same.

HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED I CANT CHECK MY OVEN TIMER WITH MY NEW iPHONE.

What the fuck am I doing with my life?

Anything that involves QR codes is guaranteed cancer. No exceptions

>having a iphone

> not having an iphone
Do poorfags really do this?

No, they can't even afford to be in the same stratosphere. I need my IPhone™ so I can bluetooth it to my Beats™ headphones at the cookout while sitting on my Yeti™ cooler while slurping on uncircumcised Penis™.

Phillistines, I swear...

Autonomy needs to become a meme again.

This thread popped up before the last one even fell out of the catalog. I'm wondering if it isn't their marketing department doing it

Anyway sage

But can the keurig of food also work as a regular keurig

No, like the other guy said it's basically an ez-bake oven for adults. Wait not even basically, it is literally an ez-bake oven for adults.

It'll be great
Perfect for the people too busy or too stupid to cook
Better they get proper healthy meals by a machine than eat mcdicks until they hit 600 pounds

so its a microwavable meal that tastes worse, is just as unhealthy, costs more, and needs an app
where can i buy it?

>$36 dollarrs for 3 meals
if it includes S&H and taxes (probably doesn't), then the meals are $12 each
the rice and broccoli is negligible, would cost less than a dollar for both, so you're paying $11 for that dinky ass salmon steak

Guys how do I cook my Banquet Chick Pot Pies in my Adult EZ-Bake oven that costs $400? I can't find the setting on my phone.

You're a retard then because it is actually on the app.
Get your carer to help.

Neneposter is on point

this is a dumbass idea, people who can afford this make a point of eating well