Prove Me Wrong

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Being disgusted by hawaiian pizza is something only contrarians do. Sweet and savory works for a reason, though admittedly the entire thing is dependent on how good the ham is.

>Sweet and savory works for a reason
Go ahead and put skittles on your pizza and tell me how that works.
Pineapple is shit on pizza.

white pizza with ricotta, onion, mushroom > *

>Go ahead and put skittles on your pizza and tell me how that works.
that's a really bad argument

Baby palate

You actually use pineapples on other dishes. You don't use skittles because they dont work with anything except other candy.

>that's a really bad argument
A) Not an argument
B) How about strawberries then? Whipped cream? Cantaloupe?
It's not a food that pairs well with sweetness. Plain and simple.

Le false equivalency maymay

Tomato sauce is sweet though. Thanks for playing, hun.

>What is a hyperbole

It's not even remotely close to as sweet as other fruits, and the acidity cuts the sweetness out of the equation almost entirely.

Pineapple is more acidic than tomato. Thanks for playing, hun.

And not even remotely enough to cut its own sweetness. Thanks for playing, sweetie.

You're wrong about that one. Thanks for playing, hun.

>pair meat and fruit together which has been done for thousands of years
>oh yeah well why don't you just put a chewy candy with meat?

People eat strawberries with chicken salads and cured pork with cantaloupe pretty frequently. Whipped cream is a dessert topping, that's just as bad as your candy argument.

>Thanks for playing, sweetie
pineapple hater boy copycatting cuz he mad as fuck lmao

>How about strawberries then? Whipped cream? Cantaloupe?

Those all sound gross on a pizza. Pineapple, however, works very well and I don't pretend to know why. It just works. Pineapple + ham + jalapeno + bbq sauce = a divine mixture. Don't knock it til you've tried it, genderqueer.

>This fruit and meat works, so ALL fruit and meat works!
Pineapple is great with a lot of things. Bread and cheese is not one of them.

Sorry but I think you're mistaken, it looks like you're the one who's wrong. It's okay, we all make oopsies from time to time!

>Don't knock it til you've tried it
I have, multiple times, and every time it was fucking disgusting.

Maybe try not being so wrong next time. Thanks for playing, hun.

There you go again, making a whoopsie!

Take a break from the computer if it's making you so angry. Thanks for playing, hun.

Switch the first one with the last one, no one should eat a pizza for the toppings.

>Pineapple is great with a lot of things. Bread and cheese is not one of them.
It's more like it's paired with the ham, but fruit also goes with bread and cheese too.

>i don't like thing so it's objectively wrong
>pic related
You don't have to like everything and that's okay

Dear I'm not mad at all, I'm just concerned that you keep saying all these wrong things!

>fruit also goes with bread and cheese too.
Sure
Pineapple isn't one of those fruits

Does the last pic also contain blue cheese? If yes, I agree. If not it's far from a brain evolution.

You can't keep this up and expect clean mental health. Thanks for playing, hun.

>people using "dear" and "hun" unironically

Is Veeky Forums filled with females, or is everyone just gay?

Jokes on you, my mental health was sullied before I came into this thread.

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Veeky Forums is a women's board, you can stop pretending to be a dude.

what's ur geographic location

Love you, hun

>Banned for on-topic discussion and retaliatory shitposting
Literally the most retarded mod on the site.

Bans are cowardly

didnt you make this shitty post earlier this week you fucking idiot
heres your (you)